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[peter_kirkland]

Time: Present

Question for: JerkUK (or anyone who wants to tell him what a jerk brother he is!)

What the bloody heck is this about?!

Comments

[kenichi_bokushi]

That was awhile ago, when you started that fight with the Germans. *carefully concealing a loaded gun in his back pocket*

You'd better go. I think I hear your fake king calling.

[peter_kirkland]

I didn't start that fight!!

And that JERK FROM GERMANY! He just can't take a hint! If he comes round one more time trying to change my name and claim to be my boss I'll-

HEY!

Stop trying to change the subject away from how you want to blow your dear sweet little brother out of the sea!

[kenichi_bokushi]

I told you, that was in the past.

[peter_kirkland]

Th-that's not an explanation!

You wanted to blow me up!

How would you feel if you found out I wanted to blow you up?!

[alt_for_noreg]

...my sympathies.

[peter_kirkland]

You kind of make it sound like I'm already dead...

[warsaw_letters]

That's like, so not cool!

[peter_kirkland]

I know! It's not cool, it's COLD!

[maxim_0_9_0_9]

!!!
...
*gives Sealand a bulletproof vest and Russian liquid fiber gel helmet!*

[peter_kirkland]

*puts it on*

Ah! This thing is so cool! Do I look like the main character of an action movie now?

*Easily distracted*

[maxim_0_9_0_9]

Totally! You look like that one guy from Terminator!

Really though, be sure to keep that on whenever UK is around.

[peter_kirkland]

R-really?!

Then... I... am... THE SEALANATOR!

[ladyrepiblik]

...

*pulls Sealand into a hug and hides him from evil!Eyebrows*

*yay hug~*

[peter_kirkland]

I might hide out at your place for a little bit if he gets crazier!