Hi!

[voltrachan]

Time: Neutral
Question for: Anyone and everyone

(Scenario time!) You are walking through the hallways when you find something unusual, even to your standards.

A phoenix, hopping around on your desk, making a nest out of your paperwork. What do you do?

Comments

[freedom_kiss]

I wonder if he'd like to be friends with my eagle...

[voltrachan]

*ruffles feathers and gives a pointed look* Kaw!

[freedom_kiss]

*tilts head to the side* Was that a no?

... Would you like a cheeseburger or something? *has no idea what phoenixes like to eat*

[voltrachan]

... *hops up and down on the NEST* Chirp!

[freedom_kiss]

Oh, do you need help making your nest there?

[voltrachan]

...you aren't the smartest man-thing, are you?

(Note: FEMALE VOICE!)

[freedom_kiss]

*blinks* ... I'm just not good at charades!

[voltrachan]

...pray tell how many males make nests for eggs?

[freedom_kiss]

... Uh, well... I could just get you more stuff to use to make your nest.

[voltrachan]

That would be kind of you man-thing.

[freedom_kiss]

Do you want more paper, or something softer?

[voltrachan]

Something softer. I was only using this because I couldn't find anything else laying around.

[freedom_kiss]

I can get you some pillows, then!

[voltrachan]

That would do nicely, thank you.

[freedom_kiss]

'Kay! *scurries off to get pillows, and perhaps call Arthur to tell him about the awesome phoenix in his office*

[voltrachan]

*attempts to move the papers around a bit while he's gone*