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Dear eldest sister,
Thanks for ruining an otherwise lovely, rare visit to my parents house to see my brother and his girlfriend's three month baby scans by being an epic cunt. Thanks for reminding me that.. Whilst I have deep-rooted issues with all of my family members, I can still enjoy lovely times with them, but not you. No, you are a malicious bitch whose soul purpose in life is to make people feel terrible because you are such a horrific failure.
Love, Nathan.
Dear some-of-my-family,
When I tried to explain how the fact that the house we're buying has a built-in fridge-freezer and seperate bath and shower is the epitome of luxury to me and I am super excited because it seems so wonderfully luxurious and awesome, the correct response is NOT to call me a snob and accuse me of being stuck-up and wanting to be middle-class.
Love, Nathan.
P.S. Oh, eldest sister, my expressing that I want a baby no matter what it takes (that is: no matter what route I have to take in order to have a child, as I am in a very difficult situation) is NOT queue for you to accuse me of rushing into things (What? No-one ever mentioned a time frame!?) and saying that you're worried that I'll, "do something irresponsible and wreckless."
I'm so sorry that I wish to be a parent in the future, with my loving and hard-working fiance in our newly acquired house whilst you sleep around with men who you don't even like whilst moving back in with your parents.
Yay for wanting to cry the entire journey home.
Thanks for ruining an otherwise lovely, rare visit to my parents house to see my brother and his girlfriend's three month baby scans by being an epic cunt. Thanks for reminding me that.. Whilst I have deep-rooted issues with all of my family members, I can still enjoy lovely times with them, but not you. No, you are a malicious bitch whose soul purpose in life is to make people feel terrible because you are such a horrific failure.
Love, Nathan.
Dear some-of-my-family,
When I tried to explain how the fact that the house we're buying has a built-in fridge-freezer and seperate bath and shower is the epitome of luxury to me and I am super excited because it seems so wonderfully luxurious and awesome, the correct response is NOT to call me a snob and accuse me of being stuck-up and wanting to be middle-class.
Love, Nathan.
P.S. Oh, eldest sister, my expressing that I want a baby no matter what it takes (that is: no matter what route I have to take in order to have a child, as I am in a very difficult situation) is NOT queue for you to accuse me of rushing into things (What? No-one ever mentioned a time frame!?) and saying that you're worried that I'll, "do something irresponsible and wreckless."
I'm so sorry that I wish to be a parent in the future, with my loving and hard-working fiance in our newly acquired house whilst you sleep around with men who you don't even like whilst moving back in with your parents.
Yay for wanting to cry the entire journey home.