ANTS ATTACKED MY MOBILE!!

[nathead]

I was waiting for Pete to call me to let me know if my car was ready so I took my phone with me whilst I hung out washing. I didn't have a pocket so I put my phone down on a tree stump. In the 5-10 minuntes it took me to hang everything up, ants had completely covered my phone!! I had to throw it on the grass and wipe them off with a shirt... to make matters worse, they have covered it with some sticky sap like substance which is fucken impossible to get off! Fucken ants. What good are they? Thankfully I have a flip phone else all my buttons would be completely screwed.

Fucken ants. BAH!!