Mar 10, 2007 02:54
Dear MT,
Please quit fucking with my head(heart). Thanks.
Dear UNT Grad Students,
Please quit being extremely boring. Aaaand douchebags. You're welcome.
Dear Beardo,
Thanks for the condescension. Too bad you're paying out-of-state tuition because you and your 'partner' fucking suck at life. Please remind yourself that, despite being a lowly non-Berkeley student, I do sometimes know what I am talking about. P.S. Highlighting entire paragraphs is the most retarded thing I've seen. Do yourself a favor and just make markings to indicate important paragrpahs.
Dear Nate,
Please quit drinking away problems, it's not working the best.
<3 Nate
P.S. Don't text MT whle drunk... this wll turn out badly.
P.P.S. Stop updating LJ while drunk. Thanks.