The Unliving Will
(Don't be caught unprepared! cut and paste this into your own journal!)
I, _______________, being of sound and as yet uninfected mind and still-living body, do officially state for the record my wishes in the event of Zombie Apocalypse.
In the event of a zombie-related injury, I wish every medical treatment possible to prolong my (natural) life, but I DO NOT, under any circumstances, wish to be reanimated as a walking corpse.
To that end, I officially state, for the record, the following steps to be taken on my behalf in the event of zombie infection.
1: While still alive, I am to be transported to the nearest medical facility, with armed escort if at all possible.
2: I am to be given any and all necessary available medical care, however, I am to be restrained in my hospital bed at all times.
3: Upon my medically-verified expiration, but BEFORE the subsequent reanimation of my corpse, no fewer than THREE (3) bullets from a high-powered rifle are to be shot into my brain at close range.
4: My head is then to be severed from my body.
5: Both my head and my body are to be cremated; the ashes from which to be kept in a hermetically-sealed container so as to eliminate any possibility of airborne infection.
These are my wishes in the event of zombie-related injury.
Signed this day, the _____ of _______________, in the year ______.
_________________________ (Signature)
_________________________ (Witness)
I, _______________, being of sound and as yet uninfected mind and still-living body, do officially state for the record my wishes in the event of Zombie Apocalypse.
In the event of a zombie-related injury, I wish every medical treatment possible to prolong my (natural) life, but I DO NOT, under any circumstances, wish to be reanimated as a walking corpse.
To that end, I officially state, for the record, the following steps to be taken on my behalf in the event of zombie infection.
1: While still alive, I am to be transported to the nearest medical facility, with armed escort if at all possible.
2: I am to be given any and all necessary available medical care, however, I am to be restrained in my hospital bed at all times.
3: Upon my medically-verified expiration, but BEFORE the subsequent reanimation of my corpse, no fewer than THREE (3) bullets from a high-powered rifle are to be shot into my brain at close range.
4: My head is then to be severed from my body.
5: Both my head and my body are to be cremated; the ashes from which to be kept in a hermetically-sealed container so as to eliminate any possibility of airborne infection.
These are my wishes in the event of zombie-related injury.
Signed this day, the _____ of _______________, in the year ______.
_________________________ (Signature)
_________________________ (Witness)