New Nathan
When Kevin and Vivian got married, I bought a tailored suit and combed my hair all nicelike. I got such a positive response from this that I started dressing and acting like this all the time. This is my latest schtick. I've come to realize that, if you look rich, people treat you better; and if you're a skilled conversationalist as I am, actual work becomes unneccesary. In the last 2 weeks I've been told I was handsome about 100 times. It's a great way to get all the negative attention I want without looking desperate for it. I recently bought a pair of suspenders, some ties and dress pants. I plan to put all kinds of crazy art on my walls too; which will juxtapose classicalism and modernism. Someone once wrote about Salvador Dali saying, "He has his feet firmly rooted into the ground with his antennas always out in the sky."