blow torch!!

Nov 23, 2005 02:23

probably the funniest conversation i have ever heard!!!!!

a girl i go to school with Katy. her mom was in town visiting and she left Katy's younger brother Matt at home with a family friend Jon. and this is how it went.....

MOM: (cheerily) Hi honey. how are you?

MATT: (just woken up form a nap at 3pm) Fine i'm sleeping. Jon and i stayed up till like 5am.

MOM: (a little concerned)Well..did you make it to practice on time this morning?

MATT: (offended) YES! Jon's girlfriend spent the night and she woke me up to borrow my blow torch.

MOM: (rightfully confused)Matt.....you dont have a blow torch....

MATT: (frustrated) yes i do! MOM! i have to get back to sleep!!

~Click~ (hangs up the phone)

so many questions.......
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