Yeah well.
I've been put on the DL for "tired arm." Also known as "saving face." Or "He sucks so much we would rather stick him on the DL than run him out there every five days."
I did hear that scouts from Oakland were in Texas specifically to watch me pitch. I hope they enjoyed the show. Six runs, no outs, that is some hot pitching right there, let me tell you.
I really don't know what else to say. I'm at a loss for words. At least Mikey's being upbeat for the both of us. I don't know how he does it. I hate that fucker.
I did hear that scouts from Oakland were in Texas specifically to watch me pitch. I hope they enjoyed the show. Six runs, no outs, that is some hot pitching right there, let me tell you.
I really don't know what else to say. I'm at a loss for words. At least Mikey's being upbeat for the both of us. I don't know how he does it. I hate that fucker.