Star Wars Gangsta Rap
It's not the east or the west side.
No it's not.
It's not the north or the south side.
No it's not.
It's the Dark side.
You are correct.
In front of the Empire! To All you vader haters out there we'll blow your planet up!
What is thy bidding my master.
It's a disaster Skywalker we're after.
What if he could be turned to the dark side.
Yes, he’d be a powerful ally, another dark jedi.
He will join us or die.
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
And you know that we've got it(DeathStar)
And you know that we've got it(DeathStar)
(Owen)
Luke, get your ass over here right now! Quit pokin around with that damned landspeeder! Where those two droids I asked you to clean, boy! Did you clean your room!
(Luke)
Uncle Owen, I know i'm on probation I clean the droids can i go to the Hatchi Station I gotta lay away on the power verter but now your treating me like a scruffy nerve hurter.
(Obi-Wan Kenobi)
Luke use the force and run, run to Dagoboh, run to Dagaboh.
Luke use the force and run, run to Dagoboh, run to Dagaboh.
(Yoda)
I'm Yoda I'm a solda, I'll mold ya then fold ya I thought I told you dont be unwise judge me not by my size you wont believe your eye's watch the X-wings rise.
(Luke)
Yoda, why you be a playa-hata you know I must still confront Lord Vader.
(Yoda)
But Luke not ready you are.
(Luke)
But there's a city in the clouds where they’re keepin' my crew a jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do so now Vader i'm comin' for you.
Yeah that's right R2, I just set a new course, we’re going to cloud city
Ahh. This mighty gin and tonic you could mix me up another. Things about to get ugly.
(Vader)
Impressive, now release your anger you must have sensed your friends are in danger.
(Luke)
Oooh! Why’d you slice off my hand!
(Vader)
It's imperative that you understand, Obi-Wan would never bother tell the truth about your father.
(Luke)
He told me enough! he told me you killed him!
(Vader)
Then theres something I must reveal then.
I'm ya father.
I'm ya father.
I'm ya father.
I'm ya father.
I'm ya father.
I'm ya father.
I'm ya father.
I'm ya father.
(Han Solo)
Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out
Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out
Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out
Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out
Knock him out the box Luke.
How's that for raping your friends page?
01. Reply with your name and I will write something about you.
02. I will then tell what song/movie remind me of you.
03. If I were to apply an o'clock to you, it would be...
04. I will try to name a single word that best describes you.
05. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.
06. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.
07. I'll then tell you something that I've always wondered about you.
08. Put this in your journal.
No it's not.
It's not the north or the south side.
No it's not.
It's the Dark side.
You are correct.
In front of the Empire! To All you vader haters out there we'll blow your planet up!
What is thy bidding my master.
It's a disaster Skywalker we're after.
What if he could be turned to the dark side.
Yes, he’d be a powerful ally, another dark jedi.
He will join us or die.
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
And you know that we've got it(DeathStar)
And you know that we've got it(DeathStar)
(Owen)
Luke, get your ass over here right now! Quit pokin around with that damned landspeeder! Where those two droids I asked you to clean, boy! Did you clean your room!
(Luke)
Uncle Owen, I know i'm on probation I clean the droids can i go to the Hatchi Station I gotta lay away on the power verter but now your treating me like a scruffy nerve hurter.
(Obi-Wan Kenobi)
Luke use the force and run, run to Dagoboh, run to Dagaboh.
Luke use the force and run, run to Dagoboh, run to Dagaboh.
(Yoda)
I'm Yoda I'm a solda, I'll mold ya then fold ya I thought I told you dont be unwise judge me not by my size you wont believe your eye's watch the X-wings rise.
(Luke)
Yoda, why you be a playa-hata you know I must still confront Lord Vader.
(Yoda)
But Luke not ready you are.
(Luke)
But there's a city in the clouds where they’re keepin' my crew a jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do so now Vader i'm comin' for you.
Yeah that's right R2, I just set a new course, we’re going to cloud city
Ahh. This mighty gin and tonic you could mix me up another. Things about to get ugly.
(Vader)
Impressive, now release your anger you must have sensed your friends are in danger.
(Luke)
Oooh! Why’d you slice off my hand!
(Vader)
It's imperative that you understand, Obi-Wan would never bother tell the truth about your father.
(Luke)
He told me enough! he told me you killed him!
(Vader)
Then theres something I must reveal then.
I'm ya father.
I'm ya father.
I'm ya father.
I'm ya father.
I'm ya father.
I'm ya father.
I'm ya father.
I'm ya father.
(Han Solo)
Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out
Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out
Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out
Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out
Knock him out the box Luke.
How's that for raping your friends page?
01. Reply with your name and I will write something about you.
02. I will then tell what song/movie remind me of you.
03. If I were to apply an o'clock to you, it would be...
04. I will try to name a single word that best describes you.
05. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.
06. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.
07. I'll then tell you something that I've always wondered about you.
08. Put this in your journal.