Sleep Deprived
I'm getting fed up with everyone
going nuts over that movie "Sin City". This one nerd I talked to said
something like "OH MY GOD I LOVE SIN CITY IT'S SO GOOD, ITS THE BEST
MOVIE OF 2005, IT DEFINETLY DESERVES AN OSCAR!!"
He sprayed cheetos and mountain dew all over my face when he spoke.
Okay, it was mildly entertaining, and that one ugly fucker was pretty
funny, but c'mon, it wasn't the greatest movie ever, that award is
reserved for this.
One time I was driving with some friends and we saw two cows having sex
and the bull couldnt get it in and he was frustrated so we pulled over
and watched. Now THAT was fuckin entertainment, I would pay 20 dollars
to see it again. Maybe.