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The following conversations is paraphrased from my coworkers.
D: My son B is turning 20 tomorrow; did you have anything to send him? (She is joking of course, D is cool)
Me: I’ll send him a letter if you email me his address. Do you want me to enclose a couple of condoms? (He just recently fathered his second illegitimate child.)
D: I think a chastity belt would do better.
Me: I don’t think they make those for men.
D: I’ll shove it in there.
B (The idiot who sits next to me): Shhh (Her 11 year old daughter came into work with her)
Me: Hey, she’s 11; she needs to know about these things.
D: Oh no, you don’t want them starting early, that causes problems.
I dropped it at this point.
So here’s a poll.
Poll Sex Ed.
D: My son B is turning 20 tomorrow; did you have anything to send him? (She is joking of course, D is cool)
Me: I’ll send him a letter if you email me his address. Do you want me to enclose a couple of condoms? (He just recently fathered his second illegitimate child.)
D: I think a chastity belt would do better.
Me: I don’t think they make those for men.
D: I’ll shove it in there.
B (The idiot who sits next to me): Shhh (Her 11 year old daughter came into work with her)
Me: Hey, she’s 11; she needs to know about these things.
D: Oh no, you don’t want them starting early, that causes problems.
I dropped it at this point.
So here’s a poll.
Poll Sex Ed.