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This happened a few years back, but it's still worthy of posting. It made me laugh....
SYRACUSE, NY (AP). A Pennsylvania man’s lawsuit naming God as a defendant has been thrown out of court.
Mr. Smith 63, blames God for not bringing him justice in a 30-year battle against his former employer, US Steel, who fired him in 1968.
Mr. Smith wanted God to return his youth and grant him the guitar playing skills of famous guitarists, along with resurrecting his mother and his pet pigeon. If God failed to appear in court, federal rules of civil procedure say he must lose by default, Mr. Smith argued.
US District Court Judge Mordue found the suit against God, former Presidents Reagan and Bush, the TV networks, all 50 states, every single American, the FCC, all federal judges, and the 100th through 105th Congresses to be frivolous.
SYRACUSE, NY (AP). A Pennsylvania man’s lawsuit naming God as a defendant has been thrown out of court.
Mr. Smith 63, blames God for not bringing him justice in a 30-year battle against his former employer, US Steel, who fired him in 1968.
Mr. Smith wanted God to return his youth and grant him the guitar playing skills of famous guitarists, along with resurrecting his mother and his pet pigeon. If God failed to appear in court, federal rules of civil procedure say he must lose by default, Mr. Smith argued.
US District Court Judge Mordue found the suit against God, former Presidents Reagan and Bush, the TV networks, all 50 states, every single American, the FCC, all federal judges, and the 100th through 105th Congresses to be frivolous.