Yoinked from
gruyere.
1. Put your music player on "random." Skip songs with not-very interesting titles (such as "Concerto #4 in E minor").
2. List the titles of the first 25 songs to come up.
3. Put "in my pants" after each title.
As an added bonus, I've put snarky comments next to those where I could think of them.
- Maggie's Pancakes In My Pants - Enter the Haggis (mmm, pants pancakes...)
- Red Integra In My Pants - Honest Bob & the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives (those are probably some big pants)
- Walk of Life In My Pants - Dire Straits
- Six Guys, Ten Teeth In My Pants - Paul & Storm
- Dark Angel In My Pants - VnV Nation
- Wind-Up In My Pants - Jethro Tull (hmmm....)
- I Think I'm Going Bald In My Pants - Rush (some would enjoy that kind of thing)
- Green Fingernails In My Pants - The American Song-Poem Collection
- The Lie In My Pants - Bad Religion (I don't tend to lie about that, but I guess some people do)
- She's Actual Size In My Pants - They Might Be Giants (see 9 above)
- Brave Foot Soldiers In My Pants - Wolfstone
- Bridge In My Pants - Marillion
- Harvest of the Moon In My Pants - Steeleye Span
- Liquid Dreams In My Pants - Liquid Tension Experiment (it's just too easy)
- Let Me Be In My Pants - Pentangle (yeah, who are you to tell me not to wear pants!)
- 21st Century Schizoid Man In My Pants - King Crimson
- Walkin' With Mr. Lee In My Pants - Lee Allen & His Band
- Five Per Cent for Nothing In My Pants - Yes
- Operators Are Standing By In My Pants - They Might Be Giants
- Out of Control In My Pants - Oingo Boingo (yeah, yeah...)
- Obviously In My Pants - Jesus H Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse
- Dogs & Ferrets In My Pants - Steeleye Span (ouch!)
- Tennessee Stud In My Pants - Doc Watson (awwwww yeah)
- The Miracle In My Pants - Queen
- Attacked By Snakes In My Pants! - The Aquabats (double ouch!)