OMFG

[natbudin]

Found via a Slashdot comment: these guys claim to have discovered a way to upgrade your audio system remotely, using a specially-crafted set of sounds.

Let me repeat that:

1. You call them up.
2. You pay them SIXTY BUCKS.
3. They beep at you.
4. And magically, your stereo sounds better!

Words fail me.