It's the most wonderful time of the year...
Lyttle Lytton contest entries have been judged!
(For those sadly unaware of the Lyttle Lytton contest: it's like the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, the goal of which is to write the worst possible first sentence of a novel - but in the Lyttle Lytton contest, all entries have to be 25 words or less. Pure awesome. Also, it's run by Adam Cadre, a really amazing writer, whose work I highly recommend.)
(For those sadly unaware of the Lyttle Lytton contest: it's like the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, the goal of which is to write the worst possible first sentence of a novel - but in the Lyttle Lytton contest, all entries have to be 25 words or less. Pure awesome. Also, it's run by Adam Cadre, a really amazing writer, whose work I highly recommend.)