i don't play butt-darts.
last night was hotter than..fire?
i picked up anne after work and we decided to rent movies. what started as just "renting movies" turned into "renting the worst/best movies of all time" including: don't tell mom the babysitter's dead, mars attacks!, superstar, and [even though it isn't technically a movie] the complete first and second season of saved by the bell on dvd.
we also got pirates of the carribbean [johnny depp=sex], and money for nothing which is some john cusack movie that neither of us had ever heard of so we said "what the hell" and got it but we didn't end up watching it. but the last two don't count because they're not so ridiculously bad.
we made wild-strawberry jell-o and ramen noodles, too.
mmmmmm.
mars attacks is bombarded with celebrity cameos and it's so god-awful that it's excellent.
"hey look, he just made the international sign of the doughnut.."
"they blew up congress! hahahahhaha"
how wonderful.
it was my first time watching superstar. molly shannon is my hero.
there are too many quotable things to list in that movie. [see subject]
then saved by the bell just needs no explanation.
comedic bliss. pure and simple.
then i started getting all nasty and sick. my head hurt, i felt nauseous, i was shaky and no matter how many blankets i had on i still felt cold. rock.
i woke up this morning feeling like i was going to puke all over, so i called into work. i felt bad because i need the money and i hate calling in, but there was no way i would've made it. my manager wasn't even mad at me because he said that he knows i wouldn't call in unless i was really sick.
okay bye.
i picked up anne after work and we decided to rent movies. what started as just "renting movies" turned into "renting the worst/best movies of all time" including: don't tell mom the babysitter's dead, mars attacks!, superstar, and [even though it isn't technically a movie] the complete first and second season of saved by the bell on dvd.
we also got pirates of the carribbean [johnny depp=sex], and money for nothing which is some john cusack movie that neither of us had ever heard of so we said "what the hell" and got it but we didn't end up watching it. but the last two don't count because they're not so ridiculously bad.
we made wild-strawberry jell-o and ramen noodles, too.
mmmmmm.
mars attacks is bombarded with celebrity cameos and it's so god-awful that it's excellent.
"hey look, he just made the international sign of the doughnut.."
"they blew up congress! hahahahhaha"
how wonderful.
it was my first time watching superstar. molly shannon is my hero.
there are too many quotable things to list in that movie. [see subject]
then saved by the bell just needs no explanation.
comedic bliss. pure and simple.
then i started getting all nasty and sick. my head hurt, i felt nauseous, i was shaky and no matter how many blankets i had on i still felt cold. rock.
i woke up this morning feeling like i was going to puke all over, so i called into work. i felt bad because i need the money and i hate calling in, but there was no way i would've made it. my manager wasn't even mad at me because he said that he knows i wouldn't call in unless i was really sick.
okay bye.