A funny one and a sad one
Campus Grounds: An officer investigated a report of people "dancing around something on the ground." Officers discovered a couple walking their dog.
Parking Structure: An officer took a report of a hit and run that occurred at an unknown time. A note had been left on the damaged vehicle stating "I'm sorry I hit your car. I do not have any way of paying for the damage. Please forgive me. God bless you. [Signed] Good/bad woman"