FuckyeaI'mfuckin'devious

Jul 01, 2005 12:13

So you KNOW your life is messed up when you:

  • 're telling your parents how long you're willing to be grounded for and that you won't comply with their restrictions and then you're parents say "okay" and stop fighting with you about it
  • r ex-boyfriend is taking you to a concert for a band he doesn't really like AND he's paying for the tickets
  • just can't stop being into that one guy who you know you shouldn't be hanging out with
  • ,in terms relationships, have the mentality of a guy rather than a girl... and you are a girl
  • are so good at lying that you've made it an art... only to be caught by your parents
  • had a 3.9 going into your junior year when suddenly you stop caring and you get a D in precalc, yet your test scores are pretty bitchin' :-)
  • 've seen the OC and the notebook 6+ times and you still love it and would watch it about 12 more times
  • live off a diet consisting of Honey Nut Cherrios, diet Pepsi, and Subway
  • used to have an addiction to cutting your hair but now have one to dying it
  • love shows like Next, the Andy Milinakus show (however you spell it), and the Real World: Austin
  • cuddle with Whiskers like all the time
  • hang out with someone so much that they're brother and mom think that you're her girlfriend
  • can't get enough of the leftover Vicodin

Welcometomylife.

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