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The thing about people is that we often find ourselves in situations we don't expect to get into. We wake up one morning and look over completely confused about where we are, how we got there and how we got with who we were with. Complete disgust quickly overtakes the confusion and we rise up quickly cupping our hands over our face to try and keep the upchucking to a minimum. Discovering that there are far less clothes on the bodies in the bed and more on the floor surrounding the area the conclusion can be reached fairly quickly about what exactly occured the night before. A full mind is now running and you attempt to come up with excuses about what happened. This certainly can't be the way things happen can it? You've read about it in books and in stories but you would never imagine you doing it yourself. It's wrong. Wrong on so many levels but here is the proof strewed around your room and lying next to you. Heavy breathing - in a far less sexual way this morning you think to yourself - and you dig your way out of the covers to find your way to the bathroom. What will your mother say? What will your father say? What will the neighbors say?!(Fuck you Girls Aloud!!!). Splashing as much cold water on your face and tears slowly rolling down your cheek. Sure it could be imagined...but never in your wildest dreams would you do it. You're quite sure no children would come from this meeting but think of the deformities that could have under a different situation? Sitting on the floor next to that wonderful bowl that has been your home so many times before praying that this sickness will all be over soon. Hearing the other stir quickly from the other room and imagining the horror they also will be feeling. This is not a normal situation for either of you, you think. At least you hope not...there have been many a nights of black out drinking in your life. A high pitched girlish scream comes from the other room and you know they've discovered the same conclusion you have. This is terrible. Things like this only happen in overactive fangirlish fictions that you find on seedy internet sites. But how can you get out of it? What's done is done. You rise slowly from your spot on the floor and make your way out. This can never be explained and a pairing like this will NEVER be accepted. Not by anyone else and certainly not by you. Wiping your face off quickly you move to the doorway and look out on the person still on the bed heaving and ho'ing their way back to normal breathing. Hoping they have an explanation you do not. But...you know there is no way out of this. It was a sexual evening with the last person you're supposed to have sex with.
I mean in what world should one have any sort of sexual relationship with Damon Albarn???!??!!??!?!?!?!?!!?!****
[Hello MBP'ers, Natty J here, wondering exactly what has gone wrong? In the short time I've been away - perfectly content to staying away - something so drastically ugly has happened that I can't help but to comment on it. Sure it's over and surely it's a "joke" but...oh fucking come on and give me a break. I was a shit Natalie to be sure, but I'd never put a real person into such a compromising position in a GAME. Especially someone I sadly have a lot of respect for. I hate to see her played this way eventhough I swore I didn't give a shit.
I don't know what this means. I have no desire to be a clone - not really, but I kind of want some sort of respectful Natalie hanging around. Plus I miss posting uselessness and I never post in my own journal.
I won't campaign for a position in MBP but I will not back down from trying to salvage a little of the fun in this game. PLUS who could have a better feud with Girls Aloud than I?!?!?!
Get incest out! Along with asterisks and storybooking but I suppose I could deal with just the incest disappearing for now.
God I'll regret it. Don't post telling me to go away and not be a clone, I don't care really I'm just posting okay!?!? :):):)]
****** those just mean of course I love and adore Damon both the real person and the player but HAHAH come on you knew that was coming!!! :-*!!!!
I mean in what world should one have any sort of sexual relationship with Damon Albarn???!??!!??!?!?!?!?!!?!****
[Hello MBP'ers, Natty J here, wondering exactly what has gone wrong? In the short time I've been away - perfectly content to staying away - something so drastically ugly has happened that I can't help but to comment on it. Sure it's over and surely it's a "joke" but...oh fucking come on and give me a break. I was a shit Natalie to be sure, but I'd never put a real person into such a compromising position in a GAME. Especially someone I sadly have a lot of respect for. I hate to see her played this way eventhough I swore I didn't give a shit.
I don't know what this means. I have no desire to be a clone - not really, but I kind of want some sort of respectful Natalie hanging around. Plus I miss posting uselessness and I never post in my own journal.
I won't campaign for a position in MBP but I will not back down from trying to salvage a little of the fun in this game. PLUS who could have a better feud with Girls Aloud than I?!?!?!
Get incest out! Along with asterisks and storybooking but I suppose I could deal with just the incest disappearing for now.
God I'll regret it. Don't post telling me to go away and not be a clone, I don't care really I'm just posting okay!?!? :):):)]
****** those just mean of course I love and adore Damon both the real person and the player but HAHAH come on you knew that was coming!!! :-*!!!!