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frostsadieliza did not add me, so let me just say that right there should be a big warning sign to everyone out there. Should I put it in bigger letters? Should I make it cryptic to let you know where my loyalties lie? There are bigger issues here people that we should be dealing with on who or who is not r.e.a.l. I'll move on. There are happy issues somewhere in this world.
However, I will now talk about something that baffles, astounds, shocks and quite frankly appalls me. Please click on the cut to observe and have a lot of cursing following. We'd all wondered where she'd gone, but I never feared this...
Nicole, darling. Dearest little sister who's hair I used to cut to slightly resemble Luke Skywalker's. What makes you think you can be seen out with that filthy cow and not face any consequences from your older, more intelligent, more attractive, more learned in the ways of the world YOU FILTHY WHORE?! Going out and about and letting yourself be seen with Shnozz Blatt does not exactly make my day fabulous. Do you know how many phone calls I've gotten? It's fully expected that I will be turning up with Shaznay "The Demon Spawn" Lewis next and we should all know that that will never happen until I'm heavily medicated and have absolutely no say in the matter. Afterwards I would probably also kill myself but it's something I'd have to decide when the time came. Which will be never. BECAUSE I HAVE PRIDE.
Please have no hopes of an All Saints reunion unless they do it with out Natty A. Which...would...obviously be impossible since I was such a huge part of the group...
Oh fuck off.
I had wild and crazy sex with a Jonny a few weeks ago and no it wasn't any of the ones you're thinking of. I stole his credit cards and they are sitting in a pretty hiding spot for the moment until he becomes social enough to get them back. Although his obvious distaste for the lot of you does endear him to me just a bit more than he already was. He thinks I'm pretty too which goes without saying but I like to hear it at least 27 times a day.
Oh jesus if the above cut wasn't bad enough look what else I've just discovered:
Former ALL SAINTS singer SHAZNAY LEWIS is pregnant with her first child.
God save the child.
Do you all watch Rock Star INXS? I never read anyone mentioning it and here's my take on it. SUZIE MCNEIL IS TERRIBLE AND SO WAS HER RENDITION OF BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY. I'm starting to think they're taking hints from American Idol judges and turning praise on to really horrible people in order to have someone awful in the finals. I like the way it's set up though. Obviously because the public doesn't get to make a terrible decision in the end, it's just the band who'll fuck it up! Unless they pick Mig. Who is not necessarily my favourite but is the best for INXS. I know these things. Because I'm a genius.
I did that survey thing a couple times so I'll throw some of my answers in here for you all as well.
What do you most envy about g_rossdale?
That he can write such inspiring lyrics.
I'm never alone
I'm alone all the time
are you at one
or do you lie
we live in a wheel
where everyone steals
but when we rise it's like strawberry fields
...exactly...
Where do you think elisha_cuthbert is right now?
In *****JARED PADALECKI'S*************pants? If she isn't then I'd be pretty surprised. And I would try to take her place. ALSO I MAY TRY TO TAKE MANDY MOORE'S PLACE........WHO IS WITH BRANDON FLOWERS........YEP....OKAY BYE.
Would damon_johnny look better not wearing pants, or not wearing a shirt?
NOT WEARING ANYTHING. HAHAHA MMM JOHNNY
What do you find admirable about g_hedlund?
That's he's very fuckable. And that I have dreams now at least three times a week that prove to me he's very fuckable.
What would sdorff and murphy_cillian inherit from m_nathanson's will?
Doesn't Matt Nathanson like Cheese? I imagine he'd leave them cheese. Did you know Matt Nathanson was a God? I told him that after a case of mistaken identity and I believe it still fits.
What would your life be like if you had never met karenelson?
Well, I'd only like one model around Must_be_pop. I also would have no reason to respect Jack White. Even that's still on thin ice.
Who would win in a fight between robwilliams and donna_matthews?
Donna would, but since she's been dead for years I think Robbie's sort of got it in the bag. Plus, I'd help him.
Is rjbilson best described as a badger, a mushroom, or a snake?
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What would happen if you were to date damon__albarn?
Well, I'm pretty sure this would only come when pigs flew, hell froze over and the world ended. And if that did start to come to pass, I'd cut off the pigs' wings build a couple fires in hell, and stop using aerosol spray cans to try and help the ozone thus saving the planet so that it still wouldn't have to come to pass.
If all that didn't stop the impending doom that is me, Natalie Appleton, dating Damon Albarn I believe it would officially time to say that MY LIFE FUCKING SUCKS.
l_littrell is in a maze of twisty passages, all alike. What now?
She'd probably chill out and listen to some good tunes and enjoy the twisty passages. Go with the flow Leigh, you'll find your way out!
Does dan_estrin spend too much time on LiveJournal?
sobsobsob
Does simon_tong know how to spell the word 'embarrass' correctly?
No, but I'm pretty sure he can spell the word "inactive." Which he is...isn't he? Oh, and he should be able to spell embarrass. He was mighty embarrassed working with the Albarn
Have you ever suspected mcgregor_ewan of being a lifelike robot?
There was this one time as I was trying to subtly undress Ewan that I came across a switch type thing in the back and I quickly threw off the rest of the clothes. Surprisingly, I found a strange hatch. I opened it to find that Ewan was indeed a robot and wondered if I should reveal the truth to the world. I called my mum and she expressed her surprise before telling me that I'd better do something because it wasn't right for a lifelike robot to be seducing half of the world with his Scottish charm.
Then I realised that it was actually the lifelike robot Jonny Lee had let me borrow from his home and the real Ewan was safely away from the both of us. I was only slightly relieved.
Did adambusch steal the cookie from the cookie jar?
Yes but soon afterwards I cut off his hand leaving him screaming and writing on the floor near the cookie jar which was now covered in blood. You know, eye for an eye and shit.
Why shouldn't jonnyleemiller and alex_james be a couple?
Because...because...well...because it'd be weird. And odd...ly sexy. I really don't think I can answer this question. I'm currently too aroused. brb.
Could you take j_law in a fight?
I probably could and I'm sure I'd initiate one but I can never get the chance. He's always too busy fucking a nanny somewhere.
What is the strangest thing vbeckham has ever said to you?
Spice Girls > All Saints. I know you all think it's strange too.
What animal does nick_valensi most remind you of?
A mix between a hyena and a fish. Whenever I hear his name it's all I can think of. It's actually quite strange.
jc_chasez: pansy, or wuss?
Definitely a pansy. Haven't you heard Selfish? {BEST NSYNC SONG EVER)
Whom is k_richardson attracted to?
Obviously me. This would have been my answer to anyone in this space.
Where did p_hilton leave the remote?
......All I can think of is a popular South Park episode.....I can say no more.
What would bunton_e be like on an LSD trip?
A good singer. I love the Spice Girls. I really truly do.
Does angiejolie have a funny-shaped head or what?
YES SHE DOES, AND DO YOU KNOW THAT SHE ALSO HAS A FUNNY SHAPED NOSE, AND BODY AND ASSORTED OTHER THINGS. AND A FUNNY SHAPED HEART
Will lionel_richie ever amount to anything?
Lionel Richie has amounted to everything anyone could ever desire to amount to. And yes, yes it is him I'm looking for. SO FUCK THE REST OF YOU.
Did rob_williams leave the stove on again?
He fucking did and now the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. I don't need no water though, let the mother fucker burn.
Have you ever seen bif_naked_ naked?
This is a very ironic question. The saddest part about it is that my answer is no.
Where would you take m_blatt on a vacation?
I'd put her in the trunk of my car and drive her to a very remote location. Then I'd make sure I had Shaznay Lewis in the car somewhere and promptly drive it off a cliff.
What habit does appleton_n have that you think they should give up?
DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO ASK?
I updated, move on.
However, I will now talk about something that baffles, astounds, shocks and quite frankly appalls me. Please click on the cut to observe and have a lot of cursing following. We'd all wondered where she'd gone, but I never feared this...
Nicole, darling. Dearest little sister who's hair I used to cut to slightly resemble Luke Skywalker's. What makes you think you can be seen out with that filthy cow and not face any consequences from your older, more intelligent, more attractive, more learned in the ways of the world YOU FILTHY WHORE?! Going out and about and letting yourself be seen with Shnozz Blatt does not exactly make my day fabulous. Do you know how many phone calls I've gotten? It's fully expected that I will be turning up with Shaznay "The Demon Spawn" Lewis next and we should all know that that will never happen until I'm heavily medicated and have absolutely no say in the matter. Afterwards I would probably also kill myself but it's something I'd have to decide when the time came. Which will be never. BECAUSE I HAVE PRIDE.
Please have no hopes of an All Saints reunion unless they do it with out Natty A. Which...would...obviously be impossible since I was such a huge part of the group...
Oh fuck off.
I had wild and crazy sex with a Jonny a few weeks ago and no it wasn't any of the ones you're thinking of. I stole his credit cards and they are sitting in a pretty hiding spot for the moment until he becomes social enough to get them back. Although his obvious distaste for the lot of you does endear him to me just a bit more than he already was. He thinks I'm pretty too which goes without saying but I like to hear it at least 27 times a day.
Oh jesus if the above cut wasn't bad enough look what else I've just discovered:
Former ALL SAINTS singer SHAZNAY LEWIS is pregnant with her first child.
God save the child.
Do you all watch Rock Star INXS? I never read anyone mentioning it and here's my take on it. SUZIE MCNEIL IS TERRIBLE AND SO WAS HER RENDITION OF BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY. I'm starting to think they're taking hints from American Idol judges and turning praise on to really horrible people in order to have someone awful in the finals. I like the way it's set up though. Obviously because the public doesn't get to make a terrible decision in the end, it's just the band who'll fuck it up! Unless they pick Mig. Who is not necessarily my favourite but is the best for INXS. I know these things. Because I'm a genius.
I did that survey thing a couple times so I'll throw some of my answers in here for you all as well.
What do you most envy about g_rossdale?
That he can write such inspiring lyrics.
I'm never alone
I'm alone all the time
are you at one
or do you lie
we live in a wheel
where everyone steals
but when we rise it's like strawberry fields
...exactly...
Where do you think elisha_cuthbert is right now?
In *****JARED PADALECKI'S*************pants? If she isn't then I'd be pretty surprised. And I would try to take her place. ALSO I MAY TRY TO TAKE MANDY MOORE'S PLACE........WHO IS WITH BRANDON FLOWERS........YEP....OKAY BYE.
Would damon_johnny look better not wearing pants, or not wearing a shirt?
NOT WEARING ANYTHING. HAHAHA MMM JOHNNY
What do you find admirable about g_hedlund?
That's he's very fuckable. And that I have dreams now at least three times a week that prove to me he's very fuckable.
What would sdorff and murphy_cillian inherit from m_nathanson's will?
Doesn't Matt Nathanson like Cheese? I imagine he'd leave them cheese. Did you know Matt Nathanson was a God? I told him that after a case of mistaken identity and I believe it still fits.
What would your life be like if you had never met karenelson?
Well, I'd only like one model around Must_be_pop. I also would have no reason to respect Jack White. Even that's still on thin ice.
Who would win in a fight between robwilliams and donna_matthews?
Donna would, but since she's been dead for years I think Robbie's sort of got it in the bag. Plus, I'd help him.
Is rjbilson best described as a badger, a mushroom, or a snake?
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What would happen if you were to date damon__albarn?
Well, I'm pretty sure this would only come when pigs flew, hell froze over and the world ended. And if that did start to come to pass, I'd cut off the pigs' wings build a couple fires in hell, and stop using aerosol spray cans to try and help the ozone thus saving the planet so that it still wouldn't have to come to pass.
If all that didn't stop the impending doom that is me, Natalie Appleton, dating Damon Albarn I believe it would officially time to say that MY LIFE FUCKING SUCKS.
l_littrell is in a maze of twisty passages, all alike. What now?
She'd probably chill out and listen to some good tunes and enjoy the twisty passages. Go with the flow Leigh, you'll find your way out!
Does dan_estrin spend too much time on LiveJournal?
sobsobsob
Does simon_tong know how to spell the word 'embarrass' correctly?
No, but I'm pretty sure he can spell the word "inactive." Which he is...isn't he? Oh, and he should be able to spell embarrass. He was mighty embarrassed working with the Albarn
Have you ever suspected mcgregor_ewan of being a lifelike robot?
There was this one time as I was trying to subtly undress Ewan that I came across a switch type thing in the back and I quickly threw off the rest of the clothes. Surprisingly, I found a strange hatch. I opened it to find that Ewan was indeed a robot and wondered if I should reveal the truth to the world. I called my mum and she expressed her surprise before telling me that I'd better do something because it wasn't right for a lifelike robot to be seducing half of the world with his Scottish charm.
Then I realised that it was actually the lifelike robot Jonny Lee had let me borrow from his home and the real Ewan was safely away from the both of us. I was only slightly relieved.
Did adambusch steal the cookie from the cookie jar?
Yes but soon afterwards I cut off his hand leaving him screaming and writing on the floor near the cookie jar which was now covered in blood. You know, eye for an eye and shit.
Why shouldn't jonnyleemiller and alex_james be a couple?
Because...because...well...because it'd be weird. And odd...ly sexy. I really don't think I can answer this question. I'm currently too aroused. brb.
Could you take j_law in a fight?
I probably could and I'm sure I'd initiate one but I can never get the chance. He's always too busy fucking a nanny somewhere.
What is the strangest thing vbeckham has ever said to you?
Spice Girls > All Saints. I know you all think it's strange too.
What animal does nick_valensi most remind you of?
A mix between a hyena and a fish. Whenever I hear his name it's all I can think of. It's actually quite strange.
jc_chasez: pansy, or wuss?
Definitely a pansy. Haven't you heard Selfish? {BEST NSYNC SONG EVER)
Whom is k_richardson attracted to?
Obviously me. This would have been my answer to anyone in this space.
Where did p_hilton leave the remote?
......All I can think of is a popular South Park episode.....I can say no more.
What would bunton_e be like on an LSD trip?
A good singer. I love the Spice Girls. I really truly do.
Does angiejolie have a funny-shaped head or what?
YES SHE DOES, AND DO YOU KNOW THAT SHE ALSO HAS A FUNNY SHAPED NOSE, AND BODY AND ASSORTED OTHER THINGS. AND A FUNNY SHAPED HEART
Will lionel_richie ever amount to anything?
Lionel Richie has amounted to everything anyone could ever desire to amount to. And yes, yes it is him I'm looking for. SO FUCK THE REST OF YOU.
Did rob_williams leave the stove on again?
He fucking did and now the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. I don't need no water though, let the mother fucker burn.
Have you ever seen bif_naked_ naked?
This is a very ironic question. The saddest part about it is that my answer is no.
Where would you take m_blatt on a vacation?
I'd put her in the trunk of my car and drive her to a very remote location. Then I'd make sure I had Shaznay Lewis in the car somewhere and promptly drive it off a cliff.
What habit does appleton_n have that you think they should give up?
DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO ASK?
I updated, move on.