This is perhaps the best letter I have ever received

[nasu_dengaku]

NAM just wasted a bunch of money on some very crappy direct mail leads.
 

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[dixiemouse]

There are no words for how much I loathe these sorts of things.

[nasu_dengaku]

You're clearly just jealous of my long natural eyelashes, blond curls, and pouty 16-year-old air of superiority. :-)

[dixiemouse]

No, I'm worried that these people will see these things in you and try to take advantage of your trusting nature and swindle every penny they can from you. I would hate to see you taken advantage of, especially considering your lovely and marketable qualities ;-)

[nasu_dengaku]

But everyone's been so *nice* to me. I can't *imagine* them trying to trick me.

[dixiemouse]

I know... I'm sure its just my inner cynic.