~Nurse!Arthur + Dreamy!Al~
THIS WAS SO MUCH FUNNIER IN MY HEAD.
So, i made this for blulious and well in my head it was hilarious, sadly it doesn't seem to have the same effect once in photo form. The story itself i still find kinda fun so just pretend the photos work better. :P
So it's sort of a continuation from my last one. England isn't aware that everyone else, well everyone ( Read more... )
So, i made this for blulious and well in my head it was hilarious, sadly it doesn't seem to have the same effect once in photo form. The story itself i still find kinda fun so just pretend the photos work better. :P
So it's sort of a continuation from my last one. England isn't aware that everyone else, well everyone ( Read more... )
Also, i took this.
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but really, all I have to say is~
Germany froze in his tracks as he stared at the sight before him. Stood naked with a hamburger in one hand, a milkshake in the other was America. He had clocked the German instantly...the nation that lay on his desk however, had not.
“Come on, you twat. Get the fuck on with it! Are you waiting for, Christmas?”
By this point, Italy had slid up beside Germany and was nuzzling his arm lovingly. “Hey look, Ludwig, they're friends in the same way we are! How romantic, ve~”
“What the...” Germany watched as England scrambled up, his feet losing grip on the desk, causing him to slam back down onto the table. He couldn't help but be slightly amused at the sight. Although both countries were stark naked, America and England's socks had remained on. Either they both disliked feet or they both had a sock fetish. Germany, knowing enough about fetishes, sensed it was the latter.
He poised himself, adjusting his tie. “Excuse me but I don't suppose you came across-” he bit his tongue, blushing. Not the best phrase to use at such a moment. “Did you happen to see my glasses on the desk before you decided to fornicate on it?”
England was at a loss for words as he attempted to cover himself. However, the only thing he had at hand was, in fact, Germany's glasses case. He didn't miss the twitch of annoyance in the German's expression as he held it over his dick. He didn't wear glasses himself but he'd be pretty pissed off too if someone used his glasses case as a cock shield.
“You can keep the case...just...” Germany began but stopped as he noticed Italy was no longer nuzzling him and was instead, leaning on the desk, peering at America. “What the hell are you doing?”
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I currently have some very nice mental images floating round my head. Nom.
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I currently have issues with my pasta floating around in my pan~
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What is your pasta doing?!
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Prussia flipped his phone shut and slipped it back into his pocket, a smirk gracing his face.
“Yo, Austria,” he said, looking down and placing his hand atop the other man's head. “Take your mouth of my vital regions. Brother is doing naughty things. We should investigate.”
Austria let out a long sigh, scrambling to his feet as Prussia tucked himself back in his trousers, still hard. He could only assume that when Prussia said naughty, he meant sexual and when he said investigate, he meant join in.
He adjusted his glasses and straightened out his clothes. Sighing heavily, he followed Prussia out of the broom closet and into the hallway.
“Poland said that Germany said he was busy and to phone back in twenty minutes,” Prussia stated, directing to Austria to follow him down the hallway of the conference centre. “And he deduced that he was screwing someone.”
Austria stopped, grabbing Prussia's arm. “Okay, I'll all for messing with Germany but you are aware he is probably just making love to Italy back at the hotel.”
Prussia scoffed, taking the bird from his pocket and placing it on his head. He always put the bird in his pocket when he had fun with Austria; he couldn't risk it getting hurt. “Make love? Germany doesn't 'make love'. I know what that fiend is into... Plus, I noticed that he left his glasses behind in the conference room before we left... I was going to go back and steal them but then we had some fun.So therefore, I deduce that he is still in the conference room, having fun with dearest Italy.”
“Brother... never mind. Look, when we get to the meeting hall, you'll see he isn't there. Then can we go back to the hotel and finish making love?”
“Can you stop calling it that? It makes me feel weird.” He frowned at his brother before he started skipping along, stopping abruptly at the set of double doors. Being the sly man that he was, he didn't immediately open them. Instead, he pressed his ear against the door. “I can't hear anything.”
See, what I've got going on is Germany left his glasses behind after a world meeting (WHICH IS WHY ALL THE NATIONS ARE AROUND). He goes back to get them, sees Enlgand and America...then join in...then Germany gets a phonecall from Poland as he is fucking England and he rudely tells Poland to phone back later.
Poland then suspects something...and sends Prussia to investigate~
Then after Prussia and Austria join in, France gets pissed off because he was spying on it all with his binoculars from the courtyard~ So he gathers up the remaining nations, briefs them about the situation and then they join in~
Which is where I am up to. Greece is about to get ravished by Turkey. And yes, Hong Kong is getting a handjob from England.
AND MY PASTA IS NOW IN MY BELLY. But it was floating around and therefor parts of it weren't getting cooked...and then I put my sauce in....and I was pouring cheese in from the packet AND IT ALL FELL IN. So much cheese~
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AND OH MY GOD IT SOUNDS FREAKING AMAZING. I LOVE IT ALREADY JUST FROM YOUR DESCRIPTION. IT'S GOING TO BE SO EPIC!
Mmmm Pasta. I'm still full of Chickpea Curry *rubs belly*
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I'm actually worried about when they finish up. All the sperm. They could probably fill a small paddling pool...for England to swim around in~
MY PASTA WAS BETTER THAN YOUR CURRY~
I'm so full... but I want popcorn to munch on whilst I write this shit.
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Omg there's gonna be so much sperm lol.
I want some popcorn now too. I was supposed to be going to the gym. Haha that's so not happening.
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ENGLAND LIKES SPERM... ALTHOUGH THE MAJORITY OF THE SPERM WILL BE INSIDE THE COUNTRIES. MAYBE I'LL JUST HAVE THEM ALL SHOOT THEIR LOAD INSIDE ENGLAND. ONE AFTER THE OTHER.
Pfft~ I once ate popcorn whilst I was on my cycling machine~
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I HAVE ANOTHER NICE IMAGE FLOATING ROUND MY HEAD NOW. OHOHO.
I don't have a cycling machine. I do have popcorn though. \o/
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eating popcorn now~ it's pretty awesome.
wait, lemme find an ~awesome icon/
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I'm eating biscuits now. Someone should take the packet away from me, as very soon i will have eaten them all. Hehe.
I have so many icons i didn't know i had. Such as this one.
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omg that icon is adorable.
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::dies laughing::
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