DIY Six Feet Under?

[nasty_canasta]

Never mind why I was on the Costco website today. ( ... Okay, it was to look up the exact address of the 3rd Avenue Costco in Brooklyn, so the Porkpie could buy alcohol in bulk at 10 o'clock in the morning. Moving on.) Among the navigation links along the top of the page are such things as "Hardware & Outdoor," "Health & Beauty," "Jewelry, Apparel & Accessories," "Sports & Rec," the usual. If you're into buying skis in packs of twelve, then this is the place for you.

There is also a link for "Urns & Caskets."

Um.

No, really. Um.