Jul 23, 2007 11:48
nasrindarkblade is being stalked on Livejournal!
thraxorion is stalking nasrindarkblade
thraxorion’s REAL name :
Cheng Hamlet
thraxorion’s REAL DOB :
15th November 1982
Height :161 cm
Weight : 67.4 kg
thraxorion has dreamt about you :
8 times
thraxorion became interested in you :
24th October 2002
thraxorion’s latest dream about you
thraxorion wakes up in the middle of the night to the sight of you by the bed with your firm buttocks waggling jovially in your new stalkers face.
This is how thraxorion describes your relationship behind your back
‘I thought it was love. But obviously it wasn’t. nasrindarkblade told me that never wanted to see me ever again. Suicide is the only option now. Goodbye sweet world.’
thraxorion’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
thraxorion wouldn’t admit to it, but they were responsible for the sudden disappearence of nasrindarkblade’s wristwatch
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
thraxorion made the bizarre decision to have one of their eyeball’s removed especially for you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I love you darling. Shall we organise our funeral arrangements soon? We wouldn’t want to be buried without one another would we?
The Police
No. calls to the police :
28 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police!?!? thraxorion’s in my backyard again stealing clothes off of our washing line. This is the 10th time in a week for fucks sake."
thraxorion’s Police File
Personally I think we should have shot thraxorion whilst we had the chance.
Testimonies about thraxorion
aimznemesis - Suicidal wreck
‘I’ve been friends with thraxorion all of my life and I know all of this is bullshit. nasrindarkblade is such a drama queen.’
sethanikeem - Rotten heathen
‘I used to love thraxorion. This news has broke my heart. I feel like beating the shit out of that bastard, seriously. What a dick.’
underdark_drow - Ex-priest
‘Surprise Surprise, thraxorion’s a dirty fucker? Tell me something different.’
corvisnocturnum - Eats everything.
‘Fucking hell, in all honesty I’ve never met a bigger wanker than thraxorion. Terrible person.’