A Brief Conversation With God

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http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/


Me:
How is Jesus?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
You don't KNOW? He's your right hand man.
God:
I know that I do not know. I only have one right hand man.
Me:
Who is your right hand man?
God:
I don't think I have a right hand man. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
...
God:
I don't think I have a right hand man. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
What celebrities do you like?
God:
Linus Torvalds,
Dr. Wallace,
John Travolta,
Kathleen Turner,
William Hurt,
Wim Wenders,
William Shatner.
Me:
Why do you like William Shatner?
God:
I have a lot of good experience with William Shatner.
Me:
Oh, ok.
God:
OK. Gosh!
Me:
Gosh!
God:
Cripes: Son of Gosh.
Me:
Wow!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Emily.

P.S. Apparently God does not know the difference between your and you're.
You're means you are and your means your. GOD.