*raises hands in protest* What am I supposed to DO? The Elf's sniveling all over my shirt front which, as you know, cost $75,000 for one costume. Yeah, yeah, I didn't believe it either when they told me.
I don't know where this voice is coming from, I don't speak Elvish, I can't beat the shit outta something I can't see!
The last Peep has disappeared, dearest jewel. What a tasty treat it was. I thank you, Tobey for introducing me to this local confection.
Narya, have you heard from your siblings? I confess to being on a sugar high somewhat distracted as of late.
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Tobey? Did you say something??
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Don't leave me.
*glances panic-striken down at Narya*
If I haven't gone mad yet, I might do so now.
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*mockingly* Tyelperinquar...
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Damn! I hear it too! It's like...some kind of...subliminal advertising? "Try the Purina"?
What's going on? We don't have any dogs or cats here.
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No Tobey! Shhhhhhh! Quiet. That's Elvish.
He's saying...*swallows*...my name.
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You got a problem with that???
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I do not forget. I do not forgive.
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Tobey! Tobey! Oh, Narya! Tua amin!!! Ah! Noldo! Noldo! I have run far! FAR from my family!! And still they hunt me down!
^Help me! Nordor!
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I don't know where this voice is coming from, I don't speak Elvish, I can't beat the shit outta something I can't see!
*yells out loud* SHOW YOURSELF!!!!!
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Tyelpirinquar. As you betrayed your father, you betrayed me.
As your father betrays me...I have other matters to attend to.
But fear not....I am coming.As soon as I finish a bit of gratuitous civil engineering Soon.
I am already at your Doors.
*mad laughter*
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Celebrimbor, did you hear that? We're in the clear--he's only at the door. Not really inside yet.
We have time to make a plan!
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