Meme from Son of Memes
01. Do you have any "comfort" songs, or songs that you listen to when you're feeling down? If so, which song/songs and why?
I have "I Don't Like Mondays" stuck in my head right now. I guess that's one.
02. If you could swim with any sea creature, which one would you choose?
Narwhal. I'd probably transform into something less squishy first, though.
03. Have you ever used bath fizz? Do you like it?
Uh, what? My Dad basically keeps the bathroom pretty clean.
04. What would be your dream cast for a movie?
Me, Halle Berry, and Summer Glau. It would be called "Dylan Kicks Ass and Gets Laid".
05. Have you ever witnessed someone sleepwalking, or have you even done it yourself? Was it scary to you?
Nope. I have witnessed many freaky things, but not that.
06. Are you attracted to members of the opposite sex who tend to be show-offs? Are you yourself a show-off? In what ways? Why do you act this way, if you do?
I'm genetically a show-off. But I'm attracted to ALL hot ladies. I do not discriminate.
07. What kinds of animals have you been bitten by?
All kinds, meme. All kinds.
08. Do any of your relatives call you by a nickname? Do you have any nicknames for your relatives?
My sister calls me "Narwhal Boy", who I guess is Spider-Man's aquatic sidekick?
09. Do you find yourself more in lust than in actual love?
Um, duh. I'm 17.
10. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about a teacher?
Have you seen some of the teachers at Xavier's?
11. Has someone ever made an assumption about you based on your race or religion? What was their assumption, and how did it make you feel?
Sometimes people see me with my Dad (who is pretty much the whitest man alive) and figure I'm adopted. And one new kid at Xavier's figured I was the go-to guy for drugs. Which, um. No.
12. Do you know anyone who is constantly making remarks about other peoples' appearances, or someone who only cares about how they look?
The Beaubiers have that in their genes. Totally.
13. Have you ever watched TV in another language just for fun? What is your favorite language to watch it in?
I practically grew up at the Beaubier-Allerdyce-Ramsey place, so yeah. It's a miracle I can speak English.
I have "I Don't Like Mondays" stuck in my head right now. I guess that's one.
02. If you could swim with any sea creature, which one would you choose?
Narwhal. I'd probably transform into something less squishy first, though.
03. Have you ever used bath fizz? Do you like it?
Uh, what? My Dad basically keeps the bathroom pretty clean.
04. What would be your dream cast for a movie?
Me, Halle Berry, and Summer Glau. It would be called "Dylan Kicks Ass and Gets Laid".
05. Have you ever witnessed someone sleepwalking, or have you even done it yourself? Was it scary to you?
Nope. I have witnessed many freaky things, but not that.
06. Are you attracted to members of the opposite sex who tend to be show-offs? Are you yourself a show-off? In what ways? Why do you act this way, if you do?
I'm genetically a show-off. But I'm attracted to ALL hot ladies. I do not discriminate.
07. What kinds of animals have you been bitten by?
All kinds, meme. All kinds.
08. Do any of your relatives call you by a nickname? Do you have any nicknames for your relatives?
My sister calls me "Narwhal Boy", who I guess is Spider-Man's aquatic sidekick?
09. Do you find yourself more in lust than in actual love?
Um, duh. I'm 17.
10. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about a teacher?
Have you seen some of the teachers at Xavier's?
11. Has someone ever made an assumption about you based on your race or religion? What was their assumption, and how did it make you feel?
Sometimes people see me with my Dad (who is pretty much the whitest man alive) and figure I'm adopted. And one new kid at Xavier's figured I was the go-to guy for drugs. Which, um. No.
12. Do you know anyone who is constantly making remarks about other peoples' appearances, or someone who only cares about how they look?
The Beaubiers have that in their genes. Totally.
13. Have you ever watched TV in another language just for fun? What is your favorite language to watch it in?
I practically grew up at the Beaubier-Allerdyce-Ramsey place, so yeah. It's a miracle I can speak English.