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May 21, 2007 17:55
A girl and a teacher were talking about wales and the size of their mouths (
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tjackson
May 22 2007, 02:32:38 UTC
Sorry Bars, the spelling was driving me batshit bonkers
A girl and a teacher were talking about whales and the size of their mouths.
Girl: They have to be pretty big because Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Teacher: No, its physically impossible a human couldn't possibly fit down the throat.
Girl: Well maybe when I get to heaven I'll ask Jonah.
Teacher: What if Jonah went to hell?
Girl: Then you can ask him!
Hehe! This story was told at my sister's baccalaureate at St. Peter's Lutheran Church in Northfield.
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narutoninetails
May 22 2007, 03:08:38 UTC
did someone order the painintheass? I don't think I ordered the painintheass...
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tjackson
May 22 2007, 06:01:47 UTC
*gigglefit!*
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snail_vs_sheep
May 22 2007, 03:36:49 UTC
*spits with laughter*
"Minor Prophet swallowed by small nation."
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tjackson
May 22 2007, 06:02:02 UTC
giggidygoo this is a hoot
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A girl and a teacher were talking about whales and the size of their mouths.
Girl: They have to be pretty big because Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Teacher: No, its physically impossible a human couldn't possibly fit down the throat.
Girl: Well maybe when I get to heaven I'll ask Jonah.
Teacher: What if Jonah went to hell?
Girl: Then you can ask him!
Hehe! This story was told at my sister's baccalaureate at St. Peter's Lutheran Church in Northfield.
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"Minor Prophet swallowed by small nation."
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