Deidara looked behind him for the nineteenth time. He had been counting. "What is it NOW Tobi, un."
"I have an IDEA."
"And what is your idea, un."
"Just come DOWN here."
Tobi was sitting on the back of the comatose three-tails, dragged along by a few choice clay beasts. Perkily. If one could even sit perkily.
"TELL ME what you want to DO, UN."
"I won't TELL you until you come DOWN, senpaaaaaai!" Tobi held his feet and rocked back and forth, impatiently.
Deidara sighed. For the fifty-seventh time.
And landed the bird on top of the Three-tails shell.
"Okay. What is your idea, un."
Tobi lept to his feet immediately. "So I know that senpai does not like me very much, yes?"
Deidara didn't feel the need to respond.
"So I came up with an idea so that senpai wouldn't have to deal with me!"
This seemed promising. And suspicious. "What did you want to do, un."
It was then that Tobi produced a piece of chalk, and he drew a line between them. "This is a WALL, senpai. And you are NOT allowed to cross it."
Deidara stared at it.
"...what."
"Cos you don't wanna touch me! ...unless you DO wanna touch me. B-but that's what the line is for! That's it! You are NOT allowed to touch me, senpai!" Tobi put his hands on his hips, defiant. "In fact, you are NOT allowed to cross this line!"
"...I've had enough of this, un," Deidara said, sighing for the fifty-eighth time.
Until he noticed that his bird was on the other side.
When he tried to cross the line, Tobi stopped him with a hand. "NO, senpai! Breaking the rules already??"
"Tobi, goddammit, stop."
"You're not ALLOWED, senpai."
"TOBI. UN. Let me PAST."
Deidara's hands were starting to reach for something to push.
"THERE ARE RULES, SENPAI!! You can't cross the line, it's a wall!! THE GREAT WALL OF THE SANBI!!" Tobi's voice was utterly impassioned as he waggled his finger in Deidara's face, pushing his chest back with the other.
Fifty-nine.
Deidara still had some spare clay on him, in his pocket. He reached and began to mold.
Tobi was peering over his shoulder.
"Oooh, senpai senpai, what's that?"
Deidara tossed the hap-hazard little turtle over his shoulder.
Kaboom.
And he mounted his bird and took to the sky.
"I don't do walls, un."
Tobi had been sent flying into the water, and he was cackling like a madman.
"I'LL JUST BUILD A BETTER ONE NEXT TIME, SENPAI!! I GOT MORE CHALK!"
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"HEEEEEY. SENPAI. SENPAAAAI."
Deidara looked behind him for the nineteenth time. He had been counting. "What is it NOW Tobi, un."
"I have an IDEA."
"And what is your idea, un."
"Just come DOWN here."
Tobi was sitting on the back of the comatose three-tails, dragged along by a few choice clay beasts. Perkily. If one could even sit perkily.
"TELL ME what you want to DO, UN."
"I won't TELL you until you come DOWN, senpaaaaaai!" Tobi held his feet and rocked back and forth, impatiently.
Deidara sighed. For the fifty-seventh time.
And landed the bird on top of the Three-tails shell.
"Okay. What is your idea, un."
Tobi lept to his feet immediately. "So I know that senpai does not like me very much, yes?"
Deidara didn't feel the need to respond.
"So I came up with an idea so that senpai wouldn't have to deal with me!"
This seemed promising. And suspicious. "What did you want to do, un."
It was then that Tobi produced a piece of chalk, and he drew a line between them. "This is a WALL, senpai. And you are NOT allowed to cross it."
Deidara stared at it.
"...what."
"Cos you don't wanna touch me! ...unless you DO wanna touch me. B-but that's what the line is for! That's it! You are NOT allowed to touch me, senpai!" Tobi put his hands on his hips, defiant. "In fact, you are NOT allowed to cross this line!"
"...I've had enough of this, un," Deidara said, sighing for the fifty-eighth time.
Until he noticed that his bird was on the other side.
When he tried to cross the line, Tobi stopped him with a hand. "NO, senpai! Breaking the rules already??"
"Tobi, goddammit, stop."
"You're not ALLOWED, senpai."
"TOBI. UN. Let me PAST."
Deidara's hands were starting to reach for something to push.
"THERE ARE RULES, SENPAI!! You can't cross the line, it's a wall!! THE GREAT WALL OF THE SANBI!!" Tobi's voice was utterly impassioned as he waggled his finger in Deidara's face, pushing his chest back with the other.
Fifty-nine.
Deidara still had some spare clay on him, in his pocket. He reached and began to mold.
Tobi was peering over his shoulder.
"Oooh, senpai senpai, what's that?"
Deidara tossed the hap-hazard little turtle over his shoulder.
Kaboom.
And he mounted his bird and took to the sky.
"I don't do walls, un."
Tobi had been sent flying into the water, and he was cackling like a madman.
"I'LL JUST BUILD A BETTER ONE NEXT TIME, SENPAI!! I GOT MORE CHALK!"
Sixty.
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