Somehow Sakura
love_rulesand I had a conversation on AIM that was... speshul. So we decided to share. Enjoy.
Shirubabes: no one has posted at ALL
Shirubabes: it's strange o_O
Shirubabes: kind of..... EERIE
Shirubabes: omgscared....
Asuma: Dude, I gotta stay away from the red leaves O_O;
Kurenai: *rolls her eyes* what are you talking about? that was CATNIP.
Asuma: O_O;;;;
Asuma: Mrowr? X3
Iruka: *takes notes on how to get chicks*
Sakura: o_e Kakashi-sensei, is that what we call the Asumius Maximus?
Kakashi: Hai. ::turns the page of his book::
Sasuke: Angst.
Naruto: DATTE BA YO!
Kurenai: Kakashi. Sex. Now.
Kakashi: Nah, too busy reading.
Sakura: Gasp! What pish posh do ye speak of, Sensei!?
Hinata: *takes notes on how to get guys, then changes mind*
Naruto: ::pinches Hinata's ass:: o_o Oops datte ba yo.
Shirubabes: So then Sakura and Hinata would go home and write bad sl
Shirubabes: slash even.
LionHeartEternal: Can't forget the sl, too!
Sakura: OMGOMG so then Shino and Kiba KISS!!!
Hinata: *nosebleeds and keeps typing*
Shirubabes: yes, the sl. Sado-lactose intolerance.
LionHeartEternal: ::nods sagely::
Shirubabes: Sakura can whip Sasuke, and then make him drink milk.
Sasuke: AAAAAAH.
Sakura: DRINK IT!!!
Sakura: Yeah, you know you like that!
Sasuke: *whimpers*
Shirubabes: lol, seme Sakura is scary XD
Sakura: HELL YEAH!!
Shino: I hear you have been writing bad porn about me, Sakura-san.
Sakura: I plead the fifth!
Hinata: *blushes and minimizes the window*
Naruto: Hinata.
Naruto: Penis.
Naruto: 8======D!!!
Kiba: Whoa porn like real porn oh man that's crazy. Is there sex? Like real sex? Like people doin' it?
Hinata: *DIES*
Naruto: People doin' it?! That's DISGUSTING. ::hits puberty:: TO THE SPRINGS I GO!!!
Kiba: I like boobies. Especially teacher's. Oh my god she's like, hot. Like, HOT. Boobies.
Kakashi: You're tellin' me!!
Kakashi: I mean.
Kakashi: ::turns the page of his book::
Iruka: *weeps in corner*
Kakashi: ::rolls eyes:: And Iruka has a nice wee wee.
Iruka: *stops crying and smiles angelically*
Asuma: You watch your mouth, kid! *smacks Kiba* those be MIIIINE.
Anko: *comes in and gropes Kurenai* No way, they're all for me.
*hot girl love ensues*
Hokage: I'm a crazy old man who STILL LIVES!! WOO HOO! ::rips off his robe, wearing what Franknfurter wears in Rocky horror and goes into sweet transvestite::
Sakura: Talk about girl power!
Shirubabes: rofl!!!
LionHeartEternal: I WIN!!! XD
LionHeartEternal: *XD
Shirubabes: yes you do.
LionHeartEternal: And the winner gets pie.
Kiba: omg he said pie. *insert Beavis laugh here*
Kiba: Huh huh. huhuuhuhuh.
Shino: HAHA. Pie. ::goes from OOC Butthead back to quiet Shino:: I don't speak. Really. I don't saya word!
Shirubabes: I want to dub Shino and Kiba as Beavis and Butthead so badly.
Shino: Shuddup, Kiba.
Kiba: ehehehehehehehehe ok.
Shino: I AM CORNHOLIO. I DEMAND T P FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
Asuma: O_O; (dude, has he gotten into my stash somehow?)
Asuma: *goes back home to check and make sure all of his houseplants are still there*
Sakura: ::smoking a fattie behind the bleachers with Stone Cold Steve Austin::
Sakura: Let's go, Stone. ::rides off into the sunset on motorcycles::
Steve Austin: *teary eyes* you are the coolest girl ever, Sakura....
Sakura: I know, Stevie. I know. ::takes another pull and REVS UP THE CYCLE::
Lee: CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK LEE IS COOKIN'?????
Gai: OH, I SMELL! I SMEEEELL!
Ten Ten: You SHORE DO!! ::humps Neji's leg::
Neji: Birds.
Shirubabes: rofl.
THE END.
...or is it?