A Doozy of A First Step.
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Story Title: The new slut Great, I’m getting the willies already.
Culprit: YumiDarkness a repeat offender from avatar_sues! …Joy!
Summary: There's a new girl adn boy is she a slut! But she is Naruto's slut. Her name is Spencer Myouga and she has one huge secret! What is it! …damn, just… damn
Rating: Three Kunai- Near Abomination thank god it wasn’t actually finished.
Full Name(s): Spencer Myouga. I have a guy named Spencer in my World History class… I honestly believe I’d rather deal with him than this one.
Species: Sluticus Sueis
Hair: ‘She had bluish green hair that was curly and nit went to her hips’
Eyes: ‘Her eyes were the same color as her hair.’
Markings: none
Possessions: the classic ‘balls-in-a-jar’ en masse, and a rather large top… *sighs* and she’s got an AIM sn.
Origin: I might have missed it, but it isn’t mentioned.
Special Connections to Canon: *points to balls en masse comment*
Speshul Abilities: balls en masse? Big boobies? AIM!?
Personal Rants I was looking for a doozy for my first spork… boy did I find one. The only thing that really bugs me about this is that she has other characters and while they’re still mary-sues, they’re MUCH better written than this. MUCH. I actually want to call badfic-on-purpose!
Naruto decided to come to class today and boy was he happy to come.
“Class we have a new student.” Iruka sensei told everyone.
“Come on in.” He waved is hand in word to the person standing outside. The person walked in. It was a girl! Naruto found that she was very ahem large around the top area. ‘Hell yeah lets forget Sakura!’ Naruto thought. She flipped her hair around. She had bluish green hair that was curly and nit went to her hips. Her eyes were the same color as her hair. ‘Man what a slut! Ow ow!’ All the boys screamed in their heads. She was wearing a black shirt that was cut on the top so it dropped down. She was wearing a pair of white short shorts. With the traditional blue sandals. And she had the village hidden in the mist head band protector like Sakura but it was on the side if her head.
“HI!” She squealed with delight. All the guys replied.
“Hi.” Dreamily.
“Why don’t you take a seat.” Iruka sensei said.
“Where?” She asked sweetly.
“Sit next to the boy you think is the cutest.” Iruka sensei told her. All the boys sighed n disappointment thinking she would choose Sasuke. She started up the rows and looked at Sasuke and did the loser sign with her fingers and ran all the way up to where Naruto was.
“Hi I’m Spencer.” She said waving it around in excitement.
“I-i-i-i-i-i-i-.” Naruto stammered.
“Naruto.” He said after awhile. She sat down next to him. Then Iruka sensei started the lesson and after awhile Spencer had fallen asleep. Naruto poked her a couple of times. But was to late.
“Spencer of the Myouga clan!” Iruka sensei said next to her.
“I was not asleep!” She yelled bolting straight up.
“Just because you are new does not mean you can fall asleep during a lesson.” He said angrily
“Well its not my fault I already learned this stuff.” She back fired.
“Well the en be my guest and teach the class.” He said pointing at the chalk board. Spencer gladly got up and walked to the chalkboard. And actually taught the lesson. Besides everyone was paying attention and all the boys wanted to answer to impress her. But if you were paying attention to her eyes she would glance at Naruto every once in awhile. Class soon ended and everyone walked out the door.
Story Title: The new slut Great, I’m getting the willies already.
Culprit: YumiDarkness a repeat offender from avatar_sues! …Joy!
Summary: There's a new girl adn boy is she a slut! But she is Naruto's slut. Her name is Spencer Myouga and she has one huge secret! What is it! …damn, just… damn
Rating: Three Kunai- Near Abomination thank god it wasn’t actually finished.
Full Name(s): Spencer Myouga. I have a guy named Spencer in my World History class… I honestly believe I’d rather deal with him than this one.
Species: Sluticus Sueis
Hair: ‘She had bluish green hair that was curly and nit went to her hips’
Eyes: ‘Her eyes were the same color as her hair.’
Markings: none
Possessions: the classic ‘balls-in-a-jar’ en masse, and a rather large top… *sighs* and she’s got an AIM sn.
Origin: I might have missed it, but it isn’t mentioned.
Special Connections to Canon: *points to balls en masse comment*
Speshul Abilities: balls en masse? Big boobies? AIM!?
Personal Rants I was looking for a doozy for my first spork… boy did I find one. The only thing that really bugs me about this is that she has other characters and while they’re still mary-sues, they’re MUCH better written than this. MUCH. I actually want to call badfic-on-purpose!
Naruto decided to come to class today and boy was he happy to come.
“Class we have a new student.” Iruka sensei told everyone.
“Come on in.” He waved is hand in word to the person standing outside. The person walked in. It was a girl! Naruto found that she was very ahem large around the top area. ‘Hell yeah lets forget Sakura!’ Naruto thought. She flipped her hair around. She had bluish green hair that was curly and nit went to her hips. Her eyes were the same color as her hair. ‘Man what a slut! Ow ow!’ All the boys screamed in their heads. She was wearing a black shirt that was cut on the top so it dropped down. She was wearing a pair of white short shorts. With the traditional blue sandals. And she had the village hidden in the mist head band protector like Sakura but it was on the side if her head.
“HI!” She squealed with delight. All the guys replied.
“Hi.” Dreamily.
“Why don’t you take a seat.” Iruka sensei said.
“Where?” She asked sweetly.
“Sit next to the boy you think is the cutest.” Iruka sensei told her. All the boys sighed n disappointment thinking she would choose Sasuke. She started up the rows and looked at Sasuke and did the loser sign with her fingers and ran all the way up to where Naruto was.
“Hi I’m Spencer.” She said waving it around in excitement.
“I-i-i-i-i-i-i-.” Naruto stammered.
“Naruto.” He said after awhile. She sat down next to him. Then Iruka sensei started the lesson and after awhile Spencer had fallen asleep. Naruto poked her a couple of times. But was to late.
“Spencer of the Myouga clan!” Iruka sensei said next to her.
“I was not asleep!” She yelled bolting straight up.
“Just because you are new does not mean you can fall asleep during a lesson.” He said angrily
“Well its not my fault I already learned this stuff.” She back fired.
“Well the en be my guest and teach the class.” He said pointing at the chalk board. Spencer gladly got up and walked to the chalkboard. And actually taught the lesson. Besides everyone was paying attention and all the boys wanted to answer to impress her. But if you were paying attention to her eyes she would glance at Naruto every once in awhile. Class soon ended and everyone walked out the door.