Tapped in Cabinets, Trapped in Cabinets, Can They Get Out? Will They Get Out? 'Course They Will.
Hello there, myself and Kris have made up two rather exciting games. I'll explain the rules so everyone can join in the gaming fun.
First Game - 'Lighter/POW'
The object of this game is you and your opponent take it in turns to throw lighters at each other. The first person to make a lighter explode off of the other person is declared the winner. Simple huh? (hint: aim for the bony areas such as the head, or the knee (if they are sitting) for more chance of explosive fun)
Theres also a funny story to the making up of this game. One of our friends and smoking partner, David, was, for what reason I do not know, biting the end of a lighter when it accidently blew up in his face. It was fucking hilarious. Hes okay and everything, so its cool to laugh.
Second Game - 'Bus Drag'
The object of this game is that you and your opponent both stand in front of an oncoming bus. As it closes in flatten you, you need to skillfully maneuver yourself underneath the bus. Once done you grab on to whatever you can for your dear life. Whoever gets dragged by the bus the longest is the winner. Easy. (we have yet to try this game out, but i'll keep you notified when I do)
Also 'The Mighty Boosh' has returned to BBC Three every Tuesday at Midnight. So tune in cause its fucking amazing. With hit songs such as:
Cheese is a kind of meat,
A tasty yellow beef,
I milk it from my teat,
I try to be discreet,
Oh cheeese, oh cheese.
and raps such as:
Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob
Have a cup of tea...have a cup of tea
Iím the hitcher
Let me put you in the picture
Creeping in your room in the dead of night
With me solo polo vision
Iím a cockney geezer...alright speed, bleed ya
Iíll do the ripper, when he watches you nip her
I taught him how to slice
I cut him up a treat
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Cor me shivers with your melons...oh yeah
Coming in strong like a freakshow nightmare
Dancing skeletons - white, blue and yella ëuns
Moving through the shadows with the speed of a cat
And if you cross us weíll cut ya
And you ainít gonna like that...
Ah, imagine that.
First Game - 'Lighter/POW'
The object of this game is you and your opponent take it in turns to throw lighters at each other. The first person to make a lighter explode off of the other person is declared the winner. Simple huh? (hint: aim for the bony areas such as the head, or the knee (if they are sitting) for more chance of explosive fun)
Theres also a funny story to the making up of this game. One of our friends and smoking partner, David, was, for what reason I do not know, biting the end of a lighter when it accidently blew up in his face. It was fucking hilarious. Hes okay and everything, so its cool to laugh.
Second Game - 'Bus Drag'
The object of this game is that you and your opponent both stand in front of an oncoming bus. As it closes in flatten you, you need to skillfully maneuver yourself underneath the bus. Once done you grab on to whatever you can for your dear life. Whoever gets dragged by the bus the longest is the winner. Easy. (we have yet to try this game out, but i'll keep you notified when I do)
Also 'The Mighty Boosh' has returned to BBC Three every Tuesday at Midnight. So tune in cause its fucking amazing. With hit songs such as:
Cheese is a kind of meat,
A tasty yellow beef,
I milk it from my teat,
I try to be discreet,
Oh cheeese, oh cheese.
and raps such as:
Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob
Have a cup of tea...have a cup of tea
Iím the hitcher
Let me put you in the picture
Creeping in your room in the dead of night
With me solo polo vision
Iím a cockney geezer...alright speed, bleed ya
Iíll do the ripper, when he watches you nip her
I taught him how to slice
I cut him up a treat
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Cor me shivers with your melons...oh yeah
Coming in strong like a freakshow nightmare
Dancing skeletons - white, blue and yella ëuns
Moving through the shadows with the speed of a cat
And if you cross us weíll cut ya
And you ainít gonna like that...
Ah, imagine that.