Entry 001 {Voice Post}

[narutimate]

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How does this thing wo-! Oh hey look! It's writing down what I say. How cool!
So umm...'Pie-show' this place is called? Weird name for a weird place.
It's definitely not a Hidden village, all the people look the same too. What with the blond hair and blue eyes, it's creepy...Good thing about it is that I won't stand out

Comments

[weeatbodies]

You know what they say; speak of the Devil, and he comes. Good to see that you're doing well, Naruto.

[narutimate]

...Hmph, it's not my well-being you care about, it's Kyuubi's.

[weeatbodies]

Oh, come now.... We personally have little interest in Kyuubi, beyond basic reconnaissance; it was Itachi and Kisame's job to fetch it, after all. But on the other hand, watching somebody for a while does tend to make one fond of them....

[narutimate]

Yeah right, whatever. ...Watching somebody?

[weeatbodies]

Right. Like watching you and Sasuke, for example.

[narutimate]

You've been watching me and Sasuke? What the... When? Where?

[weeatbodies]

Kukuku~~

What kind of question is that, Naruto-kun? Or for that matter, what kind of answer do you want? There are so many points to choose from, after all....

[narutimate]

Tcch, don't play around with me. Truth is what I want.

[weeatbodies]

Oh, but you're so fun to play with! Besides, the truth is hard to handle adequately for this sort of question, if you're asking for specifics and details....

Can we just settle for "very many times and very many places" for the when and where? We've been at it a while, you know.

[narutimate]

I doubt you'll still find it funny when I kick your ass.

..That's just disgusting. And no one ever noticed? What the hell.. You Akatsuki guys are freakin' crazy.

[weeatbodies]

Will you be able to find us to do so, if you never noticed you were being watched in the first place? Even Kakashi never spotted us, after all.

What's disgusting? Watching a target is what a spy does; it's a perfectly normal, legitimate activity for ninjas. How does that make us or our associates crazy? Nobody ever could have noticed; we're just that good. Just feel glad we didn't take a special interest in you....

[narutimate]

I'll find you. I'll find all of you eventually.

Like I care. If that doesn't there's always the other reasons that makes all of you crazy. Quite full of yourself, are you? Special interest? What's that supposed to mean?

[weeatbodies]

Good luck, then; we look forward to making your acquaintance personally then, or before if circumstances dictate it. If you could find the rest of them here, do let us know.

You don't have to tell us twice. We have to work with those people, after all; it's hard not to learn about their various reasons for being stark raving mad. Not that it's always a bad thing, mind you, but the fact remains. Not full of ourself, just confident; being S-class means you have to believe in your own abilities. And special interest means whatever you think it does; you're the one who finds our attention disgusting, after all.

[narutimate]

Dream on, I'm not telling you anything.

And you aren't "stark raving mad"? You're in their organization after all. Right...I don't think I even want to know anymore.

[weeatbodies]

Oh, well. Not like we can't just follow the chaos any potential meetings between you and the others would cause, anyway.

Oh, we are, we are. That's what makes us different--we're probably the only one among the group willing to acknowledge that fact. Having a split personality and not quite being one species tends to do strange things to your mind. You're the one who brought up the idea it was odd, anyway. We're a spy; we watch people. Deal with it or be disturbed if you want, but it's not going to change.

[narutimate]

Just...leave me alone! You're one hell of a messed up person. In this place there isn't anything you can do with Kyuubi and from what I've heard you're the only Akatsuki guy here so just stay away from me!