Entry 001 {Voice Post}

[narutimate]

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How does this thing wo-! Oh hey look! It's writing down what I say. How cool!
So umm...'Pie-show' this place is called? Weird name for a weird place.
It's definitely not a Hidden village, all the people look the same too. What with the blond hair and blue eyes, it's creepy...Good thing about it is that I won't stand out

Comments

[redeyesatnight]

Of course it isn't a genjutsu. It's a city. How you got here, I can't answer. I suppose the same way as everyone else, though.

Good luck trying to find a way back to Konoha. I haven't been able to figure it out, yet. And who the hell are you that you know my name?

[narutimate]

Yeah well, it doesn't look like a city. It looks fake. So...nobody knows how they got here? Lame.

Wait! So you're from Konoha too? I'm the great Uzumaki Naruto, future Hokage of Konoha which is why I really need to get back and...huh? you are..?

[redeyesatnight]

No, no one knows at all. I'm sure transport here has disrupted a few plans, though.

And yes, I'm from Konoha. What's your rank? You've already mentioned my name, Naruto-san. Which is why I was confused as to why you knew me. This is more of that problem that Zetsu and I were discussing, I'm sure.

[narutimate]

Plans?

I'm ah...genin. Because I trained directly under ero-sennin Jiraiya for a few years I wasn't able to take the chuunin exams. Yours? I did? Well we don't seem to know each other so you couldn't be...Who's Zetsu?

[redeyesatnight]

Yeah. I was in the middle of doing something when I got pulled here.

You were trained by Jiraiya-sama? That must make you a pretty decent shinobi, I'm sure. I wonder why he wouldn't have you take the exams... I'm an ANBU captain, or I was when I was in Konoha. I've been here for a while now... I couldn't be who...? Zetsu is a friend of mine who apparently knows me from a future I've yet to live.

[narutimate]

Oh I see. What were you doing?

Yes I was! ANBU captain? That sounds pretty amazing! You must be a real good shinobi yourself. Umm, the one I'm searching for. A future you've yet to life? How does that work?

[redeyesatnight]

It's something you don't need to concern yourself with.

Yeah. Everyone says that. I think they're more impressed with my age, to be honest. The one you're searching for...? You realise that finding me won't lead you to my otouto, right? And I don't know, but it does. Zetsu knows my future self, as does Sasuke, apparently.

[narutimate]

I just thought it might be relevant to how we ended up here..

Your age? How old are you? ...Eh? ...SASUKE'S HERE? Then you're-! No no..wait, what kind of trick is this? So it was Akatsuki!

[redeyesatnight]

Believe me, it's not.

I'm 13, why? Yes, Sasuke's here. And I'm who? I assure you, I'm no one but myself. Far as I know, this is no trick. And what does the Akatsuki have to do with anything?

[narutimate]

...You can stop lying to me now. Uchiha Itachi! No trick? What else could it be! And don't pretend you don't know! Guess what? You're not getting this Jinchuuriki!

[redeyesatnight]

Why would I lie to you?

Who else would I be? But I'm sorry, I've never met you. And why would I want to get you? I'm not interested in any jinchuuriki.

[narutimate]

Because you're after me!

Never met me? Augh! Stop this acting, I've already figured you out! I bet this is your doing with those freaky eyes of yours.

[redeyesatnight]

I'm... after you? When did this happen, and why wasn't I informed? I didn't realise that a shinobi trained by Jiraiya-sama would become a threat to the village.

What acting? I can assure you, this is no act. And what freaky eyes. I didn't think there was anything strange about the Sharingan.

[narutimate]

Ah no! I am no threat I think, you're the threat! Because of Akatsuki.

Ngh, stop confusing me! You should know very well what I'm talking about.

[redeyesatnight]

Then why would I be after you? If it's not a mission... And what of the Akatsuki? Zetsu has told me about the organization in passing, saying that I'll join eventually... But I haven't joined them.

But I don't! I have no clue what you're talking about! Both you and Sasuke, jumping to conclusions about me because of something I haven't done...

[narutimate]

Haven't joined them? But you went after me twice because of their orders!

Sasuke....where is he? You haven't done anything to him, have you?