Included in the stack of reports are:
- one report with hideous spelling/grammar/structure that really should be torched for the preservation of the Japanese language
- one report that has written porn included and doesn't reach up to Kotetsu's standards
- a recently-killed spider from Tsurude's office, sandwiched between two random report pages that Tsurude has no more use for
- one coupon for a XXX store
- a cataloge for the same XXX store, with Asuka's measurements written on the inside front cover and red marker circling different outfits that would look hot on Asuka (and would also fit her personality~)