Chat over dinner [Ibiki, Aki]
[ooc: set the night before everyone heads to the gala]
"...you want me to take care of a sick person...?"
"Yes."
"....Uh...do you want them to die or something?"
"Hardly. Shizuya will be seeing to the Hokage's medical needs. Your job, aside from keeping an eye on a few pet projects, is to keep the Hokage entertained so he doesn't throttle Shizuya, who is only doing his job."
"Oh, so he can throttle me instead? And here I thought you loved me enough to kill me yourself."
"Aki, if you manage to get yourself killed by the Hokage, I shall be very disappointed in you. I trust you're agile enough to keep him from laying a hand on you."
"Oh, well, if you're going to compliment me like that, I'll just have to do it."
"Good. <3"
"*grins and winks* After all, anything for you Ibiki-chan."
"*quiet chuckle* Just remember - if he kills you, that means I don't get to. And if you do a good job of keeping Hokage-sama entertained, I'll even take you out to dinner."
"Alright! That definitely settles it!"
"...you want me to take care of a sick person...?"
"Yes."
"....Uh...do you want them to die or something?"
"Hardly. Shizuya will be seeing to the Hokage's medical needs. Your job, aside from keeping an eye on a few pet projects, is to keep the Hokage entertained so he doesn't throttle Shizuya, who is only doing his job."
"Oh, so he can throttle me instead? And here I thought you loved me enough to kill me yourself."
"Aki, if you manage to get yourself killed by the Hokage, I shall be very disappointed in you. I trust you're agile enough to keep him from laying a hand on you."
"Oh, well, if you're going to compliment me like that, I'll just have to do it."
"Good. <3"
"*grins and winks* After all, anything for you Ibiki-chan."
"*quiet chuckle* Just remember - if he kills you, that means I don't get to. And if you do a good job of keeping Hokage-sama entertained, I'll even take you out to dinner."
"Alright! That definitely settles it!"