Special Delivery
[Special Delivery to Sarutobi Asuka :: May Cause Blindness If Opened By Somebody Else]
Asuka-senpai,
Hi! I wrote that on the box so nobody would bother your package. It won't cause blindness. Well, if it did you couldn't read this letter - so I suppose that doesn't matter.
I'll see you when you get out. Then I will beat you with trees for being such an idiot. You taught me better.... okay, you didn't teach me better - but you should have taught me better than to do as you did. Baka-senpai.
Anyway. I'm sorry I can't come see you in hospital. But you get bored easily. So I'm sending you some things to keep you interested in life and such. Please feel better soon. Do not anger the hospital people.
Sai is fine, by the way. We will be having a beat down talk about that when you get out too.
***enclosed***
1 gnarly piece of wood
1 set of playing cards
1 book of zen thinkings (with a pencil so Asuka can scratch them out when she gets pissed off to relieve stress)
1 squeaky toy in the shape of a sparrow
Asuka-senpai,
Hi! I wrote that on the box so nobody would bother your package. It won't cause blindness. Well, if it did you couldn't read this letter - so I suppose that doesn't matter.
I'll see you when you get out. Then I will beat you with trees for being such an idiot. You taught me better.... okay, you didn't teach me better - but you should have taught me better than to do as you did. Baka-senpai.
Anyway. I'm sorry I can't come see you in hospital. But you get bored easily. So I'm sending you some things to keep you interested in life and such. Please feel better soon. Do not anger the hospital people.
Sai is fine, by the way. We will be having a beat down talk about that when you get out too.
***enclosed***
1 gnarly piece of wood
1 set of playing cards
1 book of zen thinkings (with a pencil so Asuka can scratch them out when she gets pissed off to relieve stress)
1 squeaky toy in the shape of a sparrow