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Nov 25, 2009 22:39

Life is very tiring lately.

Oh, the title for Episode 6 of Umineko was announced: "Dawn of the Golden Witch". As a coincidence, the copy of Episode 5 maiki bought for me arrived in the mail today, yay :) Thank you!! I'm playing a different VN right now though. If you want a hint, here's a phrase I just learned from it today: 並列コンピュータ (parallel computing)

Yes, I know, that's a terrible hint! But I won't say any more~

So charmwitch talked about her original characters on Twitter and I found myself thinking up a conversation for them (which always happens to me when I read manga, I just never write it down hahaha orz) Because her character Lawrence so seems the type to pull this kind of (annoying) stunt.

Forgive me Angie. It's more Lawrence-is-a-siscon than Lawrence/Edel. Probably character details are wrong. Etcetera.
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"You know, my sister just started her certification for her knighthood," Lawrence announced proudly.

"That's very nice for your sister," said Edel, testily. "Pass me that sheet, will you?"

"My sister is very nice. Pretty too. Don't hit on her," Lawrence added, as an afterthought.

Edel was so blindsided by this warning that his indignant "What?!" was a little late in coming.

"Samantha - I did tell you my sister's name was Samantha? - has such long, lovely hair, but she keeps threatening to cut it. She always works so hard, and she's intelligent, but she's innocent, you know? I keep worrying that she'll be a target for every scoundrel in the city, but she says she's fine..." Lawrence shook his head doubtfully.

Don't worry, thought Edel, if she's anything like you she'll have every criminal in town mobilized under her command and ready to wreak havoc in approximately two weeks. But he didn't say that. Not that Lawrence would even have noticed any interruptions at the rate he was going.

"...So while I understand that she might be very attractive, and that it might be a difficult sacrifice for you, if you ever hit on my sister I swear to God I will flay you alive and then set you on FIRE-"

"I'm NOT going to hit on your sister!" Edel finally broke in, in exasperation. "Really! I swear! Ever! Can you just drop it already?!"

Lawrence turned a suspicious glare on Edel, who concentrated all his efforts on radiating waves of harmless innocence and absolutely none, zero, nil, 0.0000000000 intentions of ever hitting on, talking to, or indeed entering the same 10-kilometer radius as Lawrence's sister.

Finally the other man seemed to relent with an unimpressed "Hmph" and turned away.

Thank God! thought Edel, ecstatically.

Then Lawrence turned around abruptly. He looked profoundly offended.

"Why not?" he demanded.

It was about that time that Edel's yell of pure frustration resounded throughout the laboratory and into the street, where it startled several pigeons into flight.

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FORGIVE ME ANGIE

ALSO OMG I WROTE A FIC FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AGES HAHAHA
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