Dear Cheryl

[narty4e]

Things I'm sorry about:

I'm sorry that I have no desire to do things for you.

I'm sorry I've never learned an lesson from any punishement you've ever issued.

I'm sorry that I can't wait to leave this fucking house.

I'm sorry that you have to run this house alone because you don't have a husband.

I'm sorry that you'll never have a daughter-in-law.

I'm sorry that I will never be the son you always wanted.

I'm sorry that me picking up a bathmat or mowing a lawn will never make you happy.

I'm sorry that nothing I do will ever make you happy.

I'm sorry that you're going to ruin my 18th birthday by making me stay home.

I'm sorry that you're still trying to teach me lessons that I should have learned already but I have no hope of learning now.

I'm sorry we can't go a week without me fucking something up or doing something wrong.

I'm sorry I've cost you so much money.

I'm sorry that I'm hard to wake up in the morning.

I'm sorry I find the frivolous questions you incessently ask me so bothersome.

I'm sorry that you think I spend my paychecks on drugs.

I'm sorry that you're sad all the time.

I'm sorry I've embarassed you so much.

I'm sorry that when we talk nothing actually gets said.

I'm sorry I don't really know you.

I'm sorry you don't really know me.

but most of all, i'm sorry that you really believe that i don't love you.