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stacy is so unloyal. i tell her to kill the clams. what does she do? NOTHING. now, i'm telling her to kill the fly. SHE'S NOT DOING IT! holy crap...the clams and fly DESERVE to die. haha that rhymed. blah stacy. you...you...THING!
stacybean: what do flies eat?
Burt F a c k e r: big macs with fries
Burt F a c k e r: i have no idea
stacybean: lol
stacybean: fine thenn
Burt F a c k e r: why would i know?
stacybean: i dont know
stacybean: lol
stacybean: i caught it
stacybean: what should i do wtih it?
Burt F a c k e r: kill it
stacybean: no!
Burt F a c k e r: god WHY would you want to feed a fly
stacybean: rofl
stacybean: i dont want to feed it
Burt F a c k e r: and keep it all healthy and lively
Burt F a c k e r: lol stacy i am so anti fly
Burt F a c k e r: and anti bug
stacybean: lol
Burt F a c k e r: KILL IT!
stacybean: NO
stacybean: DAMNIT
Burt F a c k e r: lmao
Burt F a c k e r: why
stacybean: i wanna put it in the freezer
stacybean: my dad did that before
stacybean: then he tied a string to its leg and put a note on the end
stacybean: and when it thawed, it flew away with a note
stacybean: lmao
Burt F a c k e r: lol YEAAAH! stick it in some water
Burt F a c k e r: and freez it
Burt F a c k e r: freeze*
stacybean: lol
Burt F a c k e r: MAKE IT DIE
Burt F a c k e r: my mom's in seattle right now ;-)
stacybean: i now
stacybean: know
stacybean: lol
Burt F a c k e r: lol YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT
Burt F a c k e r: until now
stacybean: you told me eralier
stacybean: lol
Burt F a c k e r: she was in seattle before too
Burt F a c k e r: but then she took a cruise
Burt F a c k e r: to vancouer
Burt F a c k e r: vancouver*
stacybean: ohh
Burt F a c k e r: DUMBASS
Burt F a c k e r: lol
Burt F a c k e r: her flight got delayed
stacybean: oh
stacybean: ok then
stacybean: lol
Burt F a c k e r: yes go visit her
Burt F a c k e r: there are 2 things i want you to do
Burt F a c k e r: kill the fly
stacybean: no
Burt F a c k e r: and visit my mom
stacybean: im not
stacybean: lol
Burt F a c k e r: why dont you want to kill itttt
Burt F a c k e r: its so ugly
Burt F a c k e r: and hairy
Auto response from stacybean: hold on... what im doing has to do with a fly and my freezer..
Burt F a c k e r: and slimy
Burt F a c k e r: YEAAAAH! FREEZE IT TO DEAAAATH!
stacybean: what do flies eat?
Burt F a c k e r: big macs with fries
Burt F a c k e r: i have no idea
stacybean: lol
stacybean: fine thenn
Burt F a c k e r: why would i know?
stacybean: i dont know
stacybean: lol
stacybean: i caught it
stacybean: what should i do wtih it?
Burt F a c k e r: kill it
stacybean: no!
Burt F a c k e r: god WHY would you want to feed a fly
stacybean: rofl
stacybean: i dont want to feed it
Burt F a c k e r: and keep it all healthy and lively
Burt F a c k e r: lol stacy i am so anti fly
Burt F a c k e r: and anti bug
stacybean: lol
Burt F a c k e r: KILL IT!
stacybean: NO
stacybean: DAMNIT
Burt F a c k e r: lmao
Burt F a c k e r: why
stacybean: i wanna put it in the freezer
stacybean: my dad did that before
stacybean: then he tied a string to its leg and put a note on the end
stacybean: and when it thawed, it flew away with a note
stacybean: lmao
Burt F a c k e r: lol YEAAAH! stick it in some water
Burt F a c k e r: and freez it
Burt F a c k e r: freeze*
stacybean: lol
Burt F a c k e r: MAKE IT DIE
Burt F a c k e r: my mom's in seattle right now ;-)
stacybean: i now
stacybean: know
stacybean: lol
Burt F a c k e r: lol YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT
Burt F a c k e r: until now
stacybean: you told me eralier
stacybean: lol
Burt F a c k e r: she was in seattle before too
Burt F a c k e r: but then she took a cruise
Burt F a c k e r: to vancouer
Burt F a c k e r: vancouver*
stacybean: ohh
Burt F a c k e r: DUMBASS
Burt F a c k e r: lol
Burt F a c k e r: her flight got delayed
stacybean: oh
stacybean: ok then
stacybean: lol
Burt F a c k e r: yes go visit her
Burt F a c k e r: there are 2 things i want you to do
Burt F a c k e r: kill the fly
stacybean: no
Burt F a c k e r: and visit my mom
stacybean: im not
stacybean: lol
Burt F a c k e r: why dont you want to kill itttt
Burt F a c k e r: its so ugly
Burt F a c k e r: and hairy
Auto response from stacybean: hold on... what im doing has to do with a fly and my freezer..
Burt F a c k e r: and slimy
Burt F a c k e r: YEAAAAH! FREEZE IT TO DEAAAATH!