Roommate Complaints #14
What is it with girls and clogging up bathtub drains with their chunks of hair? Is there something inherent in all female DNA that just causes them to shed like diseased dogs every time they take a shower? But it's not just the bathtub drain where I find your hair strands scattered everywhere. Sometimes I find them all over the fucking sink whenever I'm brushing my teeth or washing my face or even all around the goddamn, fucking toilet seat whenever I'm taking a piss or dropping off the Cosby kids. I mean shit, sometimes there's so much hair, every time I take a dump, I feel like I'm sitting on a pile of pubes. It's fucking annoying. And tickly. But mostly annoying.