What Would Jesus Do?
I always see these religious people walking around campus offering students all kinds of brochures that talk about Christianity and crap. Today, one of those bible freaks actually walked up to me and offered me a free DVD about evolution vs creationism, but I politely declined by shaking my head and blowing smoke in his face. It was about a minute later when I realized I just violated my own rule of never turning down anything - no matter how stupid or pointless or gay - as long as I was getting it for free, so I decided to look for the man again and accept one of his DVDs. By then, however, the man was long gone, and I immediately began to feel an intense sensation of regret. Religion is always screwing me over.