Save an American - Draft a Hippie
I know college is supposed to be a place where you try new shit like smoke weed and protest babies, but when you become so liberal you actually refuse to wear shoes, I think that's taking it a little too far. I only bring this up because I always see these two hippies walking around campus completely barefoot. What are they trying to prove? That Nike contributes to global warming? Do these treehuggers actually believe they can get jobs in the future looking like a couple of bums? Who knows. Next time I see those two beatniks walking around, I'm stepping on their toes.