So, it's quarter till 3am, I'm up way past my bedtime because SOMEONE (not gonna name names) decided to give me The Fabulous Killjoys kinkmeme and now I can't stop writing really awful foursome-man-love. BUT, fear not, dear flist, because I've brought you a gift! The beginning of the Ten Days Meme!
Day One: Ten things you want to say to any ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession
1.) My Birth mom - I really wish you hadn't agreed to a closed adoption, even though in '89, anything else would have been difficult. I want to know you, but I don't know how.
2.) Anna Kenzie - I feel like we could actually be really good friends now, if you could act your age, and not continue to see me as a 14 year old who's life you opted to destroy. I'll always have a place for you, but if you don't want it, it's your loss.
3.) Beth - I would be dead without you. Seriously. You're the only good thing to come out of being 12. Vodka Revolver and Sassy Borderline are the most bad-ass chicks in the Zones!
4.) Ana - I couldn't be more exhilarated about Gally, but I'm also terrified that you'll realize I'm not as cool in real life as I am on the internet. I'm actually just a clumsy spazz, and I don't want you to hate me.
5.) Jack - I really really really don't want to stay in Norfolk. But it's kinda late now, isn't it?
6.) Sarah - I'm so glad we're friends again. I really want to be close like we used to be. Your still Gacchan, even just as friends.
7.) The girl on Twitter who I met through Ghost Adventures Chat - You post a lot of Jesus tweets. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but I do roll my eyes a lot and I thought you should know.
8.) Amanda - Yeah, yeah, you made the list. Sometimes I miss you, ok? But not enough to start talking to you again. At least not until you grow up a LOT more/Rizzoli and Isles goes off the air.
9.) The guys who live above me in Norfolk - If you don't stop clomping around in your goth-tard boots, I will come up there and stab you in the balls with a serrated knife.
A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend.
10.) The Merlin writers - Fuck you with something hard and sand-papery.
Hey it said ANY ten people.
And now, we say goodnight.