it snows the day after Christmas, how ironic.

Dec 26, 2004 10:44

My mom and I were in the back room last week wrapping presents and looking through some pictures. I came across one of my little neighbor as a baby, wearing a clown hat with this big fat face with crumbs around her mouth and a frown.

Naturually, I brought it upstairs with me to make it part of my brother's Christmas present. (She like stalks my family and is really annoying. Okay, she's only 5 and doesn't know any better but whenever my dad is in the garage or we pull up in the car, she is there. And won't go away for like 20 minutes. Her parents don't care and don't even notice because they have 4 other babies to worry about.)

So, when I gave it to my brother he was all "OH GOD!" and laughed at the scaryness of the picture. An hour or so later he came in my room and asked what he should do with it. I told him to put it under my dad's pillow because we all think she's in love with him. She calls him "Mista Inez" and refers to my mom as "the other one."

He did and I thought that night was going to be funny when my dad gets into bed and notices the freakish picture lying beside him, but I was wrong.

When we got home from my Grandma & Grandpa's house at 9, I was at my computer and had something in my eye. I reached for my 3faced, foldable mirror infront of me and opened it up... ONLY TO FIND THE CLOWN PICTURE TAPED ONTO THE MIDDLE MIRROR. "BUT HOW?!" I asked myself. And without hesitation brought the picture into my mom's closet and put it in her sock drawer.

But when I awoke this morning due to my bladder being filled to capacity, THE PICTURE WAS ON MY BATHROOM MIRROR.

I took it down and thought of where the next place should be.... I walked out of the bathroom, past my room and noticed the computer screen in my dad's office. That was a little too obvious but I was sure I could put it somewhere in there, considering he practically lives in there. So, I found the best place, I think, EVER.

My brother got him The Da Vinci Code for Christmas and my dad was reading it all yesterday and has a bookmarked page where he left off. I opened to where the bookmark was and put the picture in the middle of the page. That should be a shock, eh?

This story was more for me because I think its really funny how we always do stuff like this.
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