ROFLMAO!
Reading this fic, which the best HP AU I've ever read. The author fantastic, and the theories on magic in this fic are thought out and veeerrry intriguing. I was reading chapter 37 today, and there are some scenes that have me falling out of my chair laughing!
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“Entirely?”
“Ooh, good one. Got any more?”
“Utterly? Exclusively?”
“Very nice. Though it calls to mind the image of designer cows on limited release.”
“What?”
“Well, utterly makes me think of udderly which makes me think of udders which makes me think of cows. And exclusively always makes me think of only being able to get something really nice in a particular place and that makes me think of only being able to get things for a limited time. So it ends with really nice cows on limited release, and if you’re going down that road, they might as well be designer cows.” Harry took a bite of one of his onion rings. “I’ve always wanted a designer cow.”
“You know, when I met you, I certainly didn’t think…”
“Yeah? Most people don’t. But then they get sucked in, too,” Harry told him cheerfully. “Suntree tells me I have a very magnetic personality. And that’s awesome. I always get this image of me standing all serene-like and people flying through the air and sticking to me, pulled by my magneticness. Now that’s a cool image, don’t you think?”
PS: Harry is twelve in this chapter.
READ IT!
“Entirely?”
“Ooh, good one. Got any more?”
“Utterly? Exclusively?”
“Very nice. Though it calls to mind the image of designer cows on limited release.”
“What?”
“Well, utterly makes me think of udderly which makes me think of udders which makes me think of cows. And exclusively always makes me think of only being able to get something really nice in a particular place and that makes me think of only being able to get things for a limited time. So it ends with really nice cows on limited release, and if you’re going down that road, they might as well be designer cows.” Harry took a bite of one of his onion rings. “I’ve always wanted a designer cow.”
“You know, when I met you, I certainly didn’t think…”
“Yeah? Most people don’t. But then they get sucked in, too,” Harry told him cheerfully. “Suntree tells me I have a very magnetic personality. And that’s awesome. I always get this image of me standing all serene-like and people flying through the air and sticking to me, pulled by my magneticness. Now that’s a cool image, don’t you think?”
PS: Harry is twelve in this chapter.