butt surgery

[narfna]

Today, Jim Halpert went in for his butt surgery. It was sad, but when he comes back to me he won't have a broken butt anymore. Enterprise picked me up, and when we got to the office, they didn't have any standard cars left, so they gave me a truck.

A. Ginormous. Truck.

Does anyone need anything hauled around in the next ten days? Just keep in mind I'm not allowed to go out of state.