the universe is kissing my ass
Yesterday was such an incredibly bad day on so many levels that I think the universe realized it was on my shit list and decided to make it up to me. Thus: today.
I woke up incredibly rested, which is extremely rare, and my bed was so so so comfortable, which is even more rare, because my space mattress* is rock hard. My shower was glorious, my cat didn't try to bite me when I tried to pet him, but instead rubbed himself on my ankles and then fell to the floor purring like a little slut. Then my hair wasn't being an asshole and did some of its best curling, and my new sweater is super cute with my new green shorts. ALSO, it is effing gorgeous outside. Late September and October in Arizona are the best times of the year. Everything is clear and bright and there is a cool breeze, and even though I know this will only last for approximately ten seconds before the cold sets in, I'm still gonna enjoy it while it's here. So not only is it beautiful right now, but my weekends basically start after my last class on Thursday, but we had that already today so I'm totally done and I'm going to get a manicure in about two hours because one of my best friends from middle school/high school/my college roommate for two years is getting married this weekend (I'm a bridesmaid, how weird is that?). So we're going to do a girl's night out because she doesn't want a bachelorette party. Psh, go figure. And anyway, who doesn't love a manicure followed by even more Mexican food? NOT ME.
And of course the season premieres of The Office and Grey's Anatomy are airing tonight. Let's all give a collective HELLS YEAH.
What else . . . oh, yes, how could I forget? I went to the burrito cart about thirty minutes ago to get my daily burrito and I had run out of money on my Catcard, so I was like, um, shit? But the burrito cart lady was just so incredibly awesome on this most awesome of awesome days. She whispers to me with a little conspiratorial nod, "You can pay for it tomorrow."
I LOVE MY LIFE.
*I still haven't blogged about Seattle,** but when I slept at Abigail's house, her roommate had the most comfortable bed EVER so I had to go find a pillow-top, which I did, but it hasn't been delivered yet. EPIC WHINE.
**Post coming soon***, I promise!
***Such a liar.
I woke up incredibly rested, which is extremely rare, and my bed was so so so comfortable, which is even more rare, because my space mattress* is rock hard. My shower was glorious, my cat didn't try to bite me when I tried to pet him, but instead rubbed himself on my ankles and then fell to the floor purring like a little slut. Then my hair wasn't being an asshole and did some of its best curling, and my new sweater is super cute with my new green shorts. ALSO, it is effing gorgeous outside. Late September and October in Arizona are the best times of the year. Everything is clear and bright and there is a cool breeze, and even though I know this will only last for approximately ten seconds before the cold sets in, I'm still gonna enjoy it while it's here. So not only is it beautiful right now, but my weekends basically start after my last class on Thursday, but we had that already today so I'm totally done and I'm going to get a manicure in about two hours because one of my best friends from middle school/high school/my college roommate for two years is getting married this weekend (I'm a bridesmaid, how weird is that?). So we're going to do a girl's night out because she doesn't want a bachelorette party. Psh, go figure. And anyway, who doesn't love a manicure followed by even more Mexican food? NOT ME.
And of course the season premieres of The Office and Grey's Anatomy are airing tonight. Let's all give a collective HELLS YEAH.
What else . . . oh, yes, how could I forget? I went to the burrito cart about thirty minutes ago to get my daily burrito and I had run out of money on my Catcard, so I was like, um, shit? But the burrito cart lady was just so incredibly awesome on this most awesome of awesome days. She whispers to me with a little conspiratorial nod, "You can pay for it tomorrow."
I LOVE MY LIFE.
*I still haven't blogged about Seattle,** but when I slept at Abigail's house, her roommate had the most comfortable bed EVER so I had to go find a pillow-top, which I did, but it hasn't been delivered yet. EPIC WHINE.
**Post coming soon***, I promise!
***Such a liar.