Quotes
Bear in mind that these kids are kindergarteners, 5 to 6 years old.
Girl: "My family went to Cape Cod last weekend, it was fun!"
Me: "Oh really? What was it like?"
Girl: "Really fun! The beach was fun and there were stores. One store I liked was called Spank the Monkey."
Me: o_O;;
Me: "Oh, my, God. Uh... what was it like?"
Girl: "I don't know, but I liked it because it had a funny picture of a man spanking a monkey."
Me: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Kaitlyn Jenkins (counselor): David stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
David (my camper): No I didn't.
Kaitlyn Jenkins: Leo stole the
Leo: It wasn't me.
Professor at Amherst College holding up a skeleton of an emu leg with rubber bands supporting it.
Professor: You can see that this emu footprint is much like one of the dinosaur
Kid: Is that a guitar?
To a kid on the verge of a time out: Now if you stand up from this chair, you'll get FIFTEEN minutes of time out... that's half of a Barney episode.
And there's a camper who has two "girlfriends" in the camp. When we confronted him on it, we told him that it wasn't nice to the girls and that he had to make a decision to have only one girlfriend. His response was: "But, but, but, I don't want to make that choice."
Girl: "My family went to Cape Cod last weekend, it was fun!"
Me: "Oh really? What was it like?"
Girl: "Really fun! The beach was fun and there were stores. One store I liked was called Spank the Monkey."
Me: o_O;;
Me: "Oh, my, God. Uh... what was it like?"
Girl: "I don't know, but I liked it because it had a funny picture of a man spanking a monkey."
Me: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Kaitlyn Jenkins (counselor): David stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
David (my camper): No I didn't.
Kaitlyn Jenkins: Leo stole the
Leo: It wasn't me.
Professor at Amherst College holding up a skeleton of an emu leg with rubber bands supporting it.
Professor: You can see that this emu footprint is much like one of the dinosaur
Kid: Is that a guitar?
To a kid on the verge of a time out: Now if you stand up from this chair, you'll get FIFTEEN minutes of time out... that's half of a Barney episode.
And there's a camper who has two "girlfriends" in the camp. When we confronted him on it, we told him that it wasn't nice to the girls and that he had to make a decision to have only one girlfriend. His response was: "But, but, but, I don't want to make that choice."